Miscellaneous

Unlucky God Hates Irony

When your name is God Lucky, I can't imagine a worse karmic fate than being arrested outside a church. But that's Florida for you:

Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.

Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

I blame the parents, actually. It's like naming your daughter Candy Cane -- she's bound to wind up as a stripper. Likewise, God Lucky? That name has crack pusher written all over it.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on June 23, 2008 (boomark / email).