Miscellaneous

Longtime at Bernie's

Seems that Tammy Lewis and Alan Bushey (whom Tammy calls her "superior," and who goes by the name "Bishop Jon Peter Bushey") were living with a dead woman in their home for two months. They told the cops that the woman wasn't "fully dead," and that prayer was going to fix her right up. Meanwhile, the dead old lady was propped up on a toilet, and Lewis and her kids were using a pail for their bodily functions since, you know, there was a dead lady on the can.

Turns out the cops weren't so keen on all this, so Lewis' two kids were taken away to child services, Lewis and the Bishop were arrested, and the dead old lady was presumably hauled off for a proper disposal.

The "not fully dead" business, meanwhile, kinda reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Full post as published by Quiz Law on May 14, 2008 (boomark / email).