Miscellaneous

Things not to do

Don't grow marijuana in your house.

But if you are going to grow weed, try to keep it reasonable -- don't grow 65 plants.

But if you must grow 65 plants, at least keep your house secure.

But if you don't keep your house secure, and shit gets stolen, don't call the cops.

But if you must call the cops, don't report the theft of the 65 plants, plus six pounds of weed, plus a shotgun, plus some other shit.

And definitely don't call the cops when you have three outstanding felony warrants.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on May 08, 2008 (boomark / email).