Miscellaneous

Is a purple nurple a misdemeanor then?

Well this headline is just a peach:

Police respond to call of felony wedgification

Last month, cops in Nebraska rolled out after a 911 caller complained about a wedgie being given to his son by a boy from the neighborhood. And if you're unsure what a wedgie is, the North Platte Bulletin is happy to explain:

A wedgie is the condition of having one?s underwear or other garmets ?wedged? between the buttocks. This can occur, due to tight garments or physical activity, or performed as a prank by another person by yanking the undergarments upward, thus ?giving a wedgie.?

The cop managed to calm shit down when he showed up and, thankfully, no one was Tased or arrested. But a pair of undies was taken in for questioning.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on May 08, 2008 (boomark / email).