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2015 New Year Resolution From Bernie Madoff

First, allow me to extend New Year's greetings to all of my fans and followers. I wish all of you great health, happiness and prosperity in 2015.

Well, actually, I don't wish that upon all of you; there are a bunch of boneheads who come to this blog and are still trying to figure out whether its really me that is blogging and tweeting, or if its a muse of mine. For those idiots, I can only say "trust me" and to remind you that it really is me.

There are also a bunch of others who I wish nothing for; those who follow this blog with the hope that you might discover that I'm sick and soon-to-die. As you can see, I'm not ready to kick the bucket just yet.

My resolution for the new year is to continue to provide exclusive insight to the Madoff story, my opinions about the financial markets, along with sharing thoughts about the stupid, unethical, or just plain wacky behavior perpetrated by others, which likely includes mention of an assortment of public-profile narcissists who are convinced they are smarter or more sophisticated than the rest of us.

That's it. I won't be revealing the location of any secret stash of cash that Jeff Picower has stowed away. I won't be "walking back" and pointing fingers at any one new who might have enabled the events that led to "the greatest Ponzi Scheme in history."

I will however offer an opportunity this year for folks who would like to serve as guest contributors to this platform. I've also decided to allow corporate sponsors to promote their products and services here and in my tweets, as long as they are legal.  If you're interested, you'll be able to figure out how to contact me.

Before I forget to add, I'll continue to profile prolific journalists who actually know how to investigate and report newsworthy stories. My pick of the month is courtesy of investigative journalist Richard Behar, whose January 1 Forbes piece was very nicely done, even if Rich has an "axe" against me personally. 
Best regards,
BLM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 01, 2015 (boomark / email).