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Bernie's Bongiorno Driving Herself via Bentley to Camp Fed-Go Girl, Go!

To: Bernie
From. A. Bongiorno (aka "Nan")

You were right for pointing me to Mo and Ro; two of the best lawyers in the world!

Thanks to them (and to the Judge, of course!), I don't have to cram my 4ft by 4ft body into into a shit seat on JetBlue, and I'm allowed to drive myself down to the Federal pen in Florida! Yes, I still have the Bentley, so I'm thinking the drive won't be so bad..and maybe Rudy and I can find some Shake Shacks to stop at on the way!

I only hope they have a car storage facility there--Rudy loves driving his Mercedes and I'd shit my pants if I knew he was driving my car and lounging in our new $6mil pad in Boca!

Listen, hon...I hope all is good and thanks for your support!
Love,
A.B.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on February 20, 2015 (boomark / email).