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Palin Beds w Trump-Congress Emergency Bill to Allow Marijuana for CNN Syndrome

Not a surprise. Sarah Palin is exactly the type of tart that he appeals to and her endorsing Donald Trump, or more likely, his agreeing in advance to accept her endorsement because he's calculated 'any publicity is good publicity.' With that, there actually appears to be some sane people remaining in Congress who have finally concluded that the shit has gotten so out of control, the best solution is to enact legislation through an Emergency Bill To Legalize Marijuana For Those Suffering From CNN Syndrome.

And, of course they're right. If the American public is subjected to crazy news being force-fed to us every time they open an app or turn on the TV, and because the news only gets more crazy, the obvious result is we're all being brainwashed into a state of mass depression and confusion. The antidote for this now national mental health dilemma is already scientifically proven to be a cure. It's called Marijuana. If we have to suffer from the stupidity that is taking place in our Presidential elections, no less suffer from the craziness that is apparently taking place across the world every time we turn on CNN or log in to Google News, that suffering--which takes the form of anxiety and depression--and in turn lead to all kinds of bad outcomes, can be mitigated by self-prescribed use of marijuana.  This is a scientific fact that is based on decades of research done by think tanks across the world; most notably scientists in Israel, who are pretty well known for inventing some pretty serious stuff.

With that, I hereby call upon my old friend Chuck Schumer to immediately advance emergency legislation that has been submitted to your office this very night, and to advocate the passage of federal law that legalizes the possession and use of enough weed to get through every day in which the news is published.

Bernie Madoff

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 19, 2016 (boomark / email).