Miscellaneous

We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able...

Police in Salem, Oregon were perplexed when they found a suit of armor at a bus shelter. (No doubt -- I think most folks would be perplexed finding a suit of armor just about anywhere outside of a stodgy mansion or museum.) The local media picked up on the story because, well, it's not everyday cops find full knight-wear laying around.

Turns out, the owner was a local lady who kept the armor on her front porch. It had been stolen and, apparently, wound up at the bus shelter.

First, who the hell keeps armor on their porch? Don't you know that shit can rust?

And second, why would you go to the major effort of stealing armor just to leave it at a bus shelter? I'm so confused.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 03, 2008 (boomark / email).