Paralegals & Legal Secretaries

Dear Spammer

By RJ

Please be advised that while I'm very grateful for all the loan offers, the pre approved loans, the courtesy email attachments, and the various e cards from friends, family, pals, school mates, childhood friends and basically anyone else you can think of, I have to say NO THANK YOU.

While it's very generous of you to be thinking of me every hour on the hour, I must insist that I'm not interested.

Please don't use my company name in your subject line, or worse yet as your own email identity. Please stop sending me greetings. I really don't want your loan.

Seriously, I must insist you CEASE & DESIST your multiple and hourly emails to me. I say once and for all NO THANK YOU.

I wish you the best of luck selling your pills, software and all your other products just not to me.

SO go now and profit from serious honest and interested customers. STOP EMAILING ME!

NO THANK YOU,
A frustrated and disgusted email owner

compliments of http://rebelsthoughts.blogspot.com

Full post as published by Impartial Inc on August 16, 2007 (boomark / email).