Miscellaneous

I just can't seem to get over enjoying saying how stupid the other side is.  To be sure, I use different language, like:

"[Opponent] has moved for summary judgment on a cause of action which Plaintiff did not plead. However, even if [Opponent] had moved for summary judgment on the proper cause of action, [Opponent's] motion should still be denied because..."

Translation: "Opponent is a big fat idiot who is burning billable hours!  Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!"

It is just so fun.