Miscellaneous

Hey Mr. Jury Administrator

By Anne Skove, Esq.

Entertainer, Material Girl, dancer, Mrs. Sean Penn, mom, La Isla Bonita tourist, virgin (well, *like* one), pop diva, safe-sex promoter, wearer of uncomfy (so it would seem) Gautier, Kaballah-ist, Peron-portrayer, Wesley Clark supporter, Shanghai Surpriser, Live Earth performer...

Madonna has had many incarnations. Her latest, "unemployed mom," showed up for jury service. Well, it's true -- she is a mom, and she does not seem to be employed by anyone at this very moment.

Evidently quite tired after hosting an Oscar party (or maybe tired just from watching the really long show), she asked a fellow prospective juror if she could lie down on the bench.

She was not selected for service.

See Madonna Claims She Is Unemployed, The Times of India (February 29, 2008).

Perhaps an update of the Encyclopedia Madonnica is in order?

Full post as published by court-o-rama.org on February 29, 2008 (boomark / email).