Litigation

While most of us searching for structured settlement terms would look for a glossary, my "creative" friends at Delta have sought to further segment the market with a GLO-ASS-ARY.

In support of this new "crack"-pot "invention",  it seems appropriate to help its readers accessorize!

1. Protect Yourself From The Dark With Glowing "Cheeks"  It?s "as if a mild mannered tiny person accidentally sat in a vat of uranium, became a superhero with a glowing butt and burrowed into your wall socket defending you against the darkness".
2. Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper described here as "The Pinnacle of Human Achievement"

Keep up the good work fellas!