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LET'S BE CLEAR
The wearing of tights as pants is an abomination. TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.
Sure in the context of sports, ballet, hair metal, and renaissance fairs, tights function as suitable leg coverings, but still they are not pants.
No. These are not activities that transform tights into pants; these are historically acceptable acts of PANTLESSNESS.
Tights as pants leave nothing to the imagination. Tights as pants are an affront to those of us who PREFER NOT TO KNOW the most intimate details of their neighbors' bodies.
Tights as pants are the fashion equivalent of Too Much Information . This gratuitous divulgence of assets repels where the tights-as-pants wearer presumably hopes to entice.
We have tired of tolerating attempts to force tights into this non-native garment category, and have decided to do something about it?
to join the campaign.
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Men Left Panting for Clues
My gender has a hard time with pants. I don't know why this is. As body coverings go, pants are decidedly low-tech. You would think a gender that can - more or less - cope with shoelaces and French cuffs and four-in-hand knots could manage pants...
Pants don't fail me now!
Been wearing the same pants for five days now. Yeah. Exams are awesome.The Vandals - Never Change My Pants (Guitar Hero)
Law Against Sagging Pants Ruled Unconstitutional By Palm Beach FL Circuit Judge
From here: A Florida judge has deemed unconstitutional a law banning baggy pants that show off the wearer’s underwear, local media reported Tuesday. A 17-year-old spent a night in jail last week after police arrested him for wearing low pants in Riviera Beach, southeast Florida...
UPDATE: Police Chief Says Low Pants Are Probable Cause for Search
It appears that Chief of Police David Dicks is still pursuing his campaign to keep pants from sagging in Flint, Michigan, as he announced back on June 25. Dicks described the wearing of low pants as "immoral self-expression" (which makes...
Obama on sagging: 'Brothers should pull up their pants'
A New York Times columnist wonders whether, along with getting America to "hitch up its pants" and kick-start the economy, Obama will be able to get America to "hitch up its pants, period...
The former D.C. administrative law judge, who sued a dry cleaner for $65 million over a lost pair of pants continues to lose....
Belt or Bust: Florida Police Arrest Man for Wearing Baggy Pants
Kenneth Smith will think twice when he next dresses to go out in Riviera Beach, Florida. The twenty-nine-year-old was arrested for the unspeakable offense of wearing baggy pants, the most recent example of the over-criminalization of life in America...
No Pants on MAX event
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No Pants on MAX participants are instructed to gather at Holladay Park near the Lloyd Center/Northeast 11th Avenue MAX Station. 4:30 pm Saturday, Jan. 12. No money needed, the ride will only extend through Fareless Square...