Legal Commentary

Sheffield Woman Cannot Keep 90 Cats
The Sheffield Lake City Council has voted not to allow a woman to keep 90 cats in her home. Although the resident claims that she treats her cats as well as she does her children, section 505...

"There once were two cats of Kilkenny/Each thought there was one cat too many..."
"So they fought and they fit, and they scratched and they bit/Till excepting their nails and the tips of their tails/Instead of two cats there weren't any."Are Hillary and Barack taking each other out?

Theory
Cats are like law firm partners. Dogs are like law firm associates. Think about it. Cats only want you around when they need something. They're moody, unpredictable, and will sometimes scratch you for no reason...

Maybe probation isn't for you ...
An Ohio man got 180 days in jail for violating his probation. He refused to divorce his "extra wife" and kept smoking pot. Oh, and he killed his cats. Snip: "He said his cats were talking to him and were...

World-Famous Russian Cat Clowns Sue Alleged Impersonators
Yuri Kuklachev balances one of his cats on his hand during a photo call in New York for “Moscow Cats”, Sept. 16, 2005. (Credit: AP/Jeff Christensen) Yuri Kuklachev and his son, Dmitri, are world-famous cat clowns who, according to this trademark lawsuit, filed in May in Brooklyn federal court, founded the Moscow Cats Theatre...

If you wish hard enough, sometimes your dreams do come true
PS is obsessed with cats. She talks all the time about getting a cat. She has cat posters all over her room. When we went to the library this week, she got books all about cats. So she pretty much thought it was Christmas morning when one of the neighbors knocked on the door to tell us that something was screaming in our flowerbeds...