Law Students

DO NOT VOTE

Okay, here are Carbolic's local election recommendations.

Do not vote for Shirley Dean for mayor. (I'm sick of Berkeley looneys; also, she wants to make UCB pay millions to Berkeley. My response: Screw off. We were here first.)

2. Do not vote for Phil Daly. (Hayashi worked on civil rights for Bill Clinton!)

3. Do not vote for Judy Shelton for the Rent Board. (She looks crazy. I don't trust any candidate who lists "artist" or "activist" as an occupation.)

5. Do not vote for Prop. 2. (How the hell do I know what kind of chicken cages should be used? This is a regulatory issue best decided by experts at the CA Dept. of Food and Agriculture, not a bunch of people who think that bunnies are cute.)

6. Do not vote for granting marijuana permits "as a matter of right." (Damn hippies!)

Full post as published by Nuts & Boalts on November 04, 2008 (boomark / email).