Indiana

Township Board Tells Voters Where To Go and What to Do With Themselves When They Get There!!!

By Abdul Hakim-Shabazz

The Washington Township Board tonight told its citizens to go have sex with themselves and by a 4-3 vote gave itself a near 60 percent raise.  The board took no public input and raised its pay from $2200 a year to more than $3600.  Who still wants township government?

I am now more than ever convinced that the only difference between a township board member and a Somali pirate are jet skis and a rocket launcher.

UPDATE:

I spoke to Washington Township Board President Ray Baker this morning.  He told me the raises were necessary because the township has a lot of work to do, even though it doesn’t have a fire department anymore.  He says says the township has to sell land, cell phone towers and consolidate office space.  He also says the public doesn’t understand township government and it would take too long to educate them.

Really?  Here’s your opportunity to get educated from the people who voted “yes”.

• Ray Baker, 327-4819, 327-4827 or 257-5677, rbclimited@att.net
• Joe Simpson, 283-4096,  jesimp@earthlink.net
• Mary Orea, 925-0079, mary.orea@centergov.org
• David Smith, 796-5069, dfsinvol09@yahoo.com

Full post as published by Indiana Barrister on November 20, 2008 (boomark / email).