Home -> Law Blog Directory -> Federal Judiciary Blogs -> Supreme Dicta
(866) 635-2689 for Personal Injury or (866) 635-9402 for Criminal Defense
Find a Local Lawyer
Divorce (866) 635-6190
Personal Injury (866) 635-2689
Criminal Defense (866) 635-9402
Federal Judiciary
: Supreme DictaWhy you shouldn't piss off the IRS...
This has to be the most interesting IRS sting operation in its history: a hidden camera set up in a freight elevator, charges filed that could carry 10 years in the slammer, and thousands of dollars of damage inflicted.
What do you think the charge is: tax evasion, racketeering? No way (if it were it wouldn't be on this blog)! Thanks to the good folks over at the Smoking Gun:
A Michigan man was actually named yesterday in a U.S. District Court complaint charging him with urinating in the freight elevator of an Internal Revenue Service building in Detroit.
As a result of his behavior, the IRS had to spend over $4,000 to clean the elevator and the elevator shaft. This upstanding citizen, who was an IRS contractor, was charged with destruction of government property, which is a felony carrying up to ten years in prison. Here's some good news: at least he doesn't have to list himself on a sex offender registry, which is a consequence of being convicted of public urination in several states.
The key to peeing in an IRS elevator is the same one for cheating on your taxes - do it in very small amounts so you don't get caught!
Full post as published by Supreme Dicta on May 29, 2009 (boomark / email).
Vampires drink blood to stay alive, but what do pedophiles drink
In at least one instance. Well. Uhm ... kiddie piss. Fifty-six-year-old Alan D. Patton, an admitted child molester, has been arrested for trying to collect piss from a men's restroom because he apparently want to drink little boy piss...
"Lost" Fans Enjoy Caps Lock
The most recent comment on my Why "Lost" is Lost post has left me... baffled. Is it a threat? A premonition? A misposted schizophrenic fantasy? Let me knowIT'S A SHAME U FUCKIN' MORONS ARE SO CLUELESS TO THE HURT AND DISTRUST EACH OF YOU HAVE CAUSED...
Enough Already
This is really starting to piss me off: The IOC Needs to Step in or Perhaps Move On The article is from the Washington Post. This kind of thing really shouldn’t be written by a sports columnist, who is just parroting a bunch of other poorly-researched pieces out there...
What the Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say to Piss Off His Son
How bad a thing do you have to say to provoke your own son to take a presidential candidate's side over your own? I don't know, but I assume we'll soon be finding out. Whatever the Rev...
OK. This Shit Has Got to Stop.
I'm sorry, but while I respect conservative ideology to a degree, and can even admit to "palling around with Republicans" from time to time, this "Obama is a terrorist" bullshit is really starting to piss me off...
Who Does Bhagwati Like
I haven’t been posting much recently on the protectionist sentiments of the Democrats - too depressing. Couple that with the presence of McCain, the self-professed ingnoramus when it comes to economic policy, on the other side, and the whole topic can seriously piss me off...









