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Sheldon Bike

By Scoplaw

This is how you recycle a Peugeot wanna-be-fixed gear.  First of all you take off the wheels with the beach cruiser hub (which can't brake for a damn).  Then you hammer apart all the stuck components, imagining you are wielding said hammer against your least favorite prosecutor.  Soon, you'll be down to a bare frame, well - a frame wrapped up in electrical tape, because, that's like, you know, cool.       Sheldon Bike's been crashed once before - the handlebars are a loss.  Probably someone wanted "fixed cool" without knowing how to ride one, then promptly rode their sluggishly breaking looks-like-a-fixed bike into something.  These are the kind of people who buy fixed gears off craig's list then start talking about their "fixies," as though they even knew the word a few months prior...continue to full post

Full post as published by Scoplaw on March 22, 2008 (boomark / email).