Criminal Law

Let's contemplate Mitt Romney as McCain's VP.
Here's the picture Drudge has up (linking to this story):(Enlarge.)I think they look great together. They seem to loosen each other up. They're sort of a cute odd couple. Don't know why Mitt needs the airline blankie on his lap, but the two guys seem to complement one another, don't you think?

Capt. Alfred Decker - Asshat of the Week
While Tropical Storm Edouard was bearing down on Texas, a woman in a Wal-Mart in La Marque, TX had the audacity to use the word “fuck” while speaking with her mother. (Telling her that there were no more batteries)...

Belmar Borough New Jersey Police Officer Capt. Thomas A. Palmisano’s Wife Obtains Restraining Order After Being Beaten
BELMAR, NEW JERSEY - A restraining order has been issued against the borough Police Department’s second-in-command, Police Chief Jack Hill confirmed this afternoon. [Submitter indicates that Palmisano “beat the shit out of his wife...

Unadilla Georgia Police Officer Capt. John Fisher Suspended After Illegal Traffic Stop
UNADILLA, GEORGIA ? A captain with Unadilla Police Department has been suspended from the force pending an official hearing for conducting an illegal traffic stop. Unadilla Mayor Charles West confirmed the information and announced that he has suspended Capt...

Veteran Jersey City Police Department’s Internal Affairs Head Capt. Edward Shinnick Checks Into Model And Blows His Head Off
JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY - The head of the Jersey City Police Department’s Internal Affairs Bureau was found dead in a Pennsylvania motel yesterday with an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, officials said...

St. Croix County Minnesota Deputy Sheriff Capt. Mike Winberg Arrested, Suspended, Charged With Drunk Driving
ST. CROIX COUNTY, MINNESOTA - A high-ranking deputy was arrested for drunk driving over the weekend. Officials say he was caught drinking and driving in an unmarked squad car on the way to a week of police training in Appleton, Wis...