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By "Captain Liberty" and "Rumpole"

US EMBASSY, Lagos Nigeria. Embassy Officer: How can I help you? Applicant: I wish to apply to travel to US. CIA Officer: For what reason?Applicant: I wish to see NY Knicks in Superbowl.EO: The Knicks made it?CIA Off: I'll have research check it out. I think the Expos made it too. Why are you flying to Minnesota, is that where the Super Bowl is this year?EO: I thought it was in Buffalo.Applicant: Frequent Flier miles. EO: Sounds good. Enjoy the game. You're approved. Secretary: There's a man on the phone saying his son is trying to get to the US to do a terrorist attack. CIA Off: Another one? Jeeze, don't these people stop with the Nigerian bank scams and terrorists attacks. Put it in the file and I'll look at it in a few months. .........continue to full post

Full post as published by Justice Building Blog on December 30, 2009 (boomark / email).