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Another Reason To Pass The Bar Exam The First Time

By Kim Krawiec

(310): we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again

From Texts From Last Night, via Legal Antics, a text from a bar taker the night after the bar exam.

A few other amusing texts from Texts From Last Night are below.  Caution before clicking through on these: most of the site?s content is exactly what you?d expect from drunks with text access. 

(503): It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator

(079): I think we need to take a brake 
(078): What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you're an idiot.

(314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
(818): Punch her baby.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

Full post as published by The Faculty Lounge on August 09, 2009 (boomark / email).