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?Liquid Virgin?

By Ann Bartow

Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes one pucker up. It’s also used in pickle brine.  I’m not a doctor, but I’d guess that probably douching with a jar of pickles would induce the same physiological effect, which is that your private parts will sting and attempt to shut down in protest. If any man suggests you use this, one word of advice: Run!

–Ann Bartow

Full post as published by Feminist Law Professors on July 27, 2008 (boomark / email).