Academic

NYU's Nouriel Roubini has been a consistent and delightful prophet of doom for years.  His Twelve Steps to Financial Disaster from last winter are classic, famous, and kind of scary seeing as he looks way more right than wrong.  Scary is seasonal, and it seems the market for Roubini paraphenalia is one of the few up these days -- here is a Halloween mask to start your collection (ok, so it's free ... but then again, people are lending money for free to the U.S. Treasury!).  I hope Nouriel's business, RGE, takes this as a prod to start a merchandising operation.  The Stimulus We Need.