Legal Commentary

For some years, my father has been pushing a particular kosher for passover cocktail he invented on all who are daring enough to try it.  I usually decline.  He has now taken it to the next level, bottling "Martin's Blackhawk."  Obviously, I can't tell you the secret formula.

I'd think he was weird for this enterprise -- but, then, every year I get a formal invitation to his catered (and black-tie) "Annual Groundhog Day Convocation."  So this is far from high weirdness in the grand scheme of things.