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"They're tired. Dog-tired. The stallion makes heart-stopping speeches. And the beaver just beavers along."

By Ann Althouse

Erica Jong ? her mind addled by animal imagery ? tries to write about Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

[T]he stallion is drunk on his own rhetoric. Why not? It's great rhetoric.

We need beavers and we need stallions. Beavers get the work done. Stallions inspire us. And they both have limitations. Stallions have fragile legs (think Barbaro). And beavers are nothing without their teeth....

So let's stop talking about race and gender and let the beaver and the stallion both serve our country ? in their own inimitable ways.

Fabulous metaphors, Erica. I understood right away about talking horse that gets drunk and breaks its leg. I couldn't find that episode of "Mr. Ed," but here he is in his home state of Hawaii:

(Thanks to reader_iam for pointing me to this goofy HuffPo rant.)

Full post as published by Althouse on March 23, 2008 (boomark / email).