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Non Sequitur Parade

By John Pieret

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Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in Mason County!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for ...
you just never mind what it stands for!

The good folks of Mason County, West Virginia have discovered a s-e-x club in their very midst!

Of course, it took 'em several months to find out about it but that's no reason for them not to be shocked ... SHOCKED ... at such goings-on in their fine community! It seems The Riverside Club is a private, members-only s-e-x club with no signs outside. Nonetheless the good folks are angry!

Tammy Camden grew up in Mason County and is outraged by the club.
"We're a small town," she said. "A lot of the people go to church. Can you imagine what this going to do? What people do at home is their own business. When you put it on the streets, then it becomes our business."

Uh, Tammy ... they aren't doing it on the streets ... that's why they have the club and why you didn't find out about it until now. And if it's okay to do at home, it's okay to do it at a private club. But the non sequitur I'm really interested is the juxtaposition of the number of people who go to church and what the club is "going to do."

Are you expecting a drop in church attendance because a lot of people will be shouting "Oh, God!" down at the ol' Riverside come Sunday morning?
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Full post as published by Thoughts in a Haystack on December 29, 2009 (boomark / email).