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"Dear Ozzy, you don't necessarily become the best kisser by opening your mouth the widest."

By Ann Althouse

How would you like to expose your kissing technique to the ridicule of a million pitiless TV-watchers? So many things get exposed on "Survivor." Some of them ? boobs escaping from bra tops, butt cracks triumphing over increasingly overlarge pants, deliberately liberated male frontage ? get pixelated out of our view. But kissing in seemingly complete darkness ? that is the subject of invasive night-vision photography. Didn't you know? Ozzy is adorable ? we love to see him clamber up trees and dive those long horizontal dives in the swimming competitions ? but stop kissing Amanda.

Full post as published by Althouse on February 19, 2008 (boomark / email).