International Law

Right Honourable rogues

By John Hirst

The foreign secretary, David Miliband, cut his way through the jungle before arriving at Westminister Village inhabited by the Allmpsarecrooks tribe. He is leading a civilian surge for democracy. "Among a string of practical proposals to support democracy, the foreign secretary will suggest:

· encouraging economic openness as a means of tackling corruption and increasing transparency" within the Houses of Parliament. Paying particular attention to why this strange tribe refer to themselves as being Right Honourable members when any fool can see that there is nothing honourable about fiddling expenses.

In the distance David Miliband can just visibly see the moral high ground but reaching it would require draining the swamp and cleaning away the sewer rats which infest the Houses of Parliament. This is because they spread corruption and David Milliband is seeking to spread democracy in darkest Britain.

Full post as published by prisonlawinsideout on February 12, 2008 (boomark / email).