Appellate Law

Ten Reasons Obama is anti-American

By S. COTUS

1. He did not make partner at his firm.
2. There is no evidence that either of his daughters have been admitted to law school, let alone secured a summer associate position.  Not a single judge has violated the LCHP to extend a clerkship to either one of them.
3. He never once mentions the fact that he wants detailed-oriented people with exemplary academic backgrounds and strong writing skills to serve on his cabinet.
4. There is not one shred of evidence that Obama has a PACER account.
5. Rarely bosses support staff around like arrogant jackass.
6. He refuses to conduct on-campus interviews.
7. He thinks the ?Bluebook? has something to do with revisionist tax legislative history.
8. His blog does not link to this one.
9. Unlike Fred Thompson, he never served as a lobbyist. 
10. Wife does not own beer or ketchup company.

Update: Time Magazine has uncovered indisputeable objective proof that one of Obama's relatives was undead.

Full post as published by Appellate Law and Practice on October 22, 2008 (boomark / email).