Legal Commentary

Cindy Speaks

By TChris

A condensed version of Cindy McCain's convention speech:

I have a lot of kids. Watch me kiss them.

As I fly around the country in my private jet doing my duty to help the unfortunate, I get really sad.

If we had no federal government to get in our way, rich people could do so much more to help the poor. Only Republicans understand this.

My husband rocks. Women look for a good father when they decide to get hitched. John takes showers with us, er, John showers us with love.

If you don't elect my husband, we're all going to die.

You can trust my husband. He's a good driver. So is Sarah Palin. You want their hands on the wheel.

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Sarah Palin shoots guns and buckets. She rocks.

Our current president, Ronald Reagan, is a hero just like my husband. Did you know my husband was a POW?

I only need to speak the word Rwanda and it brings to mind a really good movie. Here's my friend from Rwanda. She rocks.

I am going to vote for my husband and I think you should too. Thanks for listening.

Full post as published by TalkLeft on September 04, 2008 (boomark / email).