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Obama's first post-Palin-pick TV ad: Um, look over there, there's Dubya!

By Beldar

Voiceover: "Well, he's made his choice," says a female voice, "but for the rest of us, there's still no change."

(Cut from video clips of energized crowd cheering McCain and Palin to videos of single man, then a single woman in facial close-up, both obviously painfully constipated, but thoughtful.)

Voiceover: "McCain doesn't get it!" she insists.

(Cut to video showing McCain and Dubya, hugging.)

"Because, uh, um, George W. Bush is evil. And he's a ... uh ... uh, a chimp! Yeah, a chimp! An ugly one, too! And we'll have four more years, never mind anything else about John McCain, especially never mind that he's just made a dramatic, visionary selection for his running mate which threatens to turn our constipation into a sudden case of the squirts ...."

Well, no, actually, that last paragraph is just my interpretation of the sub-text. The real text is the same old "four more years of the same," yada yada yada.

They're utterly pole-axed. Their universe has been turned upside down. Someone cut the wires to all of their electro-magnets, and suddenly what was magical and transcendant and radiating hopey-changey happy waves is now exposed as slag. They can't even speak her name.

Full post as published by BeldarBlog on August 30, 2008 (boomark / email).