Litigation

This just in-



"I just saw John Bair at a political fundraiser in NYC Weds night???.and he was laughing out loud at how proud he was to have John Edwards in his camp???.". -An observer at the event.



To the tune of "The Gambler"



On a warm summers evenin at a fund raiser in New York City

I met up with the bundler; slippery little sneak

So we both took turns a starin at the National Enquirer

Til boredom overtook us and he began to speak.



He said son I've made a life out of "buying people's business"

And isn't my check in the mail, the sight they want to see?

So if you don't mind my sayin, it's what they call fund raising

Go on and write a check big boy, it will set you free



So when we read about old Johnny, that's Johnny Lyin' Edwards

Said how's "his vouch" workin for you, now his cheatins come to light?

And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression

Said, if you're gonna play the game boy, ya gotta know that's just life



To which I sang:



You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold them

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

You never bundle money for a cheating politician

There'll be plenty o' time to buy influence before your career is done.



He said how could it go so wrong? I said "Call Spooner" NOT "Have a Nooner!"

We've bundled so much dough for him, I really can't keep count

He really thought that Johnny would be Attorney General

Now he's looking for another on whom to flaunt an amount.



You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold them

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

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