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Vacation Talk

I was in Cabo San Lucas with a group of friends last week. [Outside the swimming pool.] "Why are you wearing your t-shit?""I get sun burned really badly..""You need to get a base tan.""I don't tan.  I burn.   Then peel.  Then I am pale white again.""But you have to get a base tan.""I've tried this many times, since I was at least 19 years old.  I've tried tanning beds in 5 minute increments.  I've tried tapering SPF levels.  I've tried tapering sun exposure.  Everything.""That can't be right.  Just get a base tan.""Look. I'm 30 years old. I'm a smart guy. I'm a reflective guy. Do you really think it hasn't occurred to me to try to get a base tan? In my three decades on this planet, you don't think I've thought of that?!""Fine, then...continue to full post

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