International Law

Taxi for Kitty Spencer

By John Hirst

Lady Kitty Spencer has been named by Tatler as the most eligible girl in Britain. And yet, the thick cunt is unable to tell the difference between the North and South of England.

Having been brought up for many years in Yorkshire, approximately 20 miles from York, and having read about King Harold and 1066 in history at school, I am aware of the Stamford Bridge connection.

If anyone had asked me to take them to Stamford Bridge, I would not have needed a Sat Nav for the journey. I have no interest in football whatsoever, but I have heard and read in passing that Chelsea football ground is also referred to as Stamford Bridge. Why anybody in their right mind would want to go there is beyond me.

Some years ago I was in the back of a Prison Service Category "A" van being escorted through Oxfordshire. I pointed out to my escort that we were going the wrong way. I was asked how I had worked that out. I replied, "That's easy. A few minutes ago the sun was shining through the right hand side windows, and now it's shining through the left hand side windows". As the prison officers started debating whether I was on the right track and they were on the wrong track, I pointed out that we were now passing Blenheim Palace for the second time.

Full post as published by prisonlawinsideout on April 04, 2008 (boomark / email).