International Law

You can?t charge exorbitant hourly rates to wealthy clients for routine legal work and still call yourself a ?profession? instead of ?just another business.? You can?t raise the price of legal eduction to the point where young lawyers have to mortgage their financial futures before they even sit for the bar and still attract cautious and temperate professionals. You can?t advertise on television and twitter, turn courtrooms into a reality shows, Latham careers before they even start, have partners auction themselves to the highest bidder, and outsource legal work product to India because it?s cheaper ? and yet still expect to there to be some ?professional dignity? involved when somebody dangles the opportunity to make a buck in front of some lean and hungry legal service provider.

In short, you can?t do all of the things the legal profession has done over the past 20 or 30 years and expect to get anything other than a big pile of Shpoonkle.