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The Plays of Virgina Tech Shooter Cho Seung-Hui: Richard McBeef and Mr. Brownstone

Virginia Tech’s Cho Seung-Hui was known by few on campus until yesterday, but those who knew him from English class knew an eerily quiet, disturbed student who wrote creepy plays about families throwing hammers and chainsaws at one another.  Plays creepy enough to cause his creative writing instructor to recommend counseling.

USLaw Celebrity Justice has obtained the violent text of Cho Seung-Hui’s play Richard McBeef.  (Bookmark to be alerted to other plays and writing currently being processed.)

Richard McBeef



(It is morning.  The sun is s shining through the windows of
the kitchen. John enters the kitchen, grabs a cereal bar,
and opens it. Richard I~1cBeef is sitting in the kitchen
with his legs crossed reading the newspaper.)

Hey John.

(He forces a smile at him.)

Whats up, Dick!

(He frowns.)

Try dad.

You aint my dad and you know it, you Dick.

(John chews on the cereal bar angrily.)

Come on, John. Sit down. 1~e need to have man-to-man talk.

(Richard pulls a chair next to him from under the table.)

Mantoman up your ass1 bud!

(John sneers Lhen proceeds to the living room and turns on
the TV. Richard follows him, sits down, and faces him.)

I may not be your biological father, but Im your new father.
We live under the same roof. We really need to get along. Come
on, son, give me a chance.

(Richard gently rests his hand on John's lap.)
hand on Johns lap.)

What the hell are you doing!

(John slaps Ricahrds's hand.)

JOHN (Cont'd)
What are you, a Catholic priest! I will not be molested by an
aging balding overweight pedophilic stepdad named Dick!
Get your hands off me you sicko!  Damn you, you Cathloic
priest. Just stop it, Michael Jackson. Let me guess, you
have a pet named Dick in Neverland ranch and you want me to
go with you to pet him1 right?

(He sighs and ignores the comment.)

What is it you want from me, what do you want me to do?  Why
are you so angry at me--

Why am I so angry at you! Because you murdered my father so
you can get into in my morns pant!

Now hold on right there mister. It was a boating accident.
I did everything I could to try to save your father.

Bullshit! Are you always full of slAt, McBeef? I can see
that you are by the extra fat you have packed on! You
MURDERED my father and covered it up! You committed a
cons irac . Just like what the overninent has done to John
Lennon and Marilyn Monroe.


(Frowning, he catches a glimpse of an old tabloid titled
The Cover-up of Marilyn Monroe and John Lennon! !)

You once worked for the government. As a janitor, at least.
You hated the fact that my niom was with my dad. You knew
my morn was too good for my father. So you took him out and
stole her, you son of a bitch~


No, DickJ You shut the hell u and listen to me.


Me what[ You want me to stick this remote control up your
ss, buddy~ You aint even worth it man. This remote was
five bucks. You are such a--


(Richard raises his hand to
strike his stepson, but before
he does Johns mom comes down the stairs.)

Oh my godL Whats going on?

(She covers and hu s John and
ushers him to the other end of
the couch.)

What are you doing to m son!  You said ou would have a nice
chat to get on terms with him. And this is what I catch you
do~ What kind of stepfather are you? Pretending to be nice
to hi~ with a take smile on your chubby facet Tell me, what
were you trying to do to him. You were about to hit him!
Damn you, Richard!

He was SUE

I dont want to hear it~

(Sue tells John to go up to
his room. But he observes the
spectacle half way up the

I swear Sue! I tried talking to him. He called me a son of a bit 

How dare you[ John would neverNEVER--say such a thing, my poor
little pocey pooey boy! He lost his father just a month ago.
Show some compassion! Some stepfather!

He tried to touch my privates.


(She gasps)

Holy shxt! Oops. Sorry John. Dick, You son of a b

(She peeks at John. She
a r aches Richard and sla s
Richard in the head multiple
times. Taking off her shoes,
she hits him hard.)


(He brushes Sue with his large
arm and build.)

Sue Sue Sue. Listen to me!


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4 Comments so far

  1. A.N.B. on September 21, 2008 6:15 am

    The anger in this is so vivid. I could sense it while reading it. It’s not exactly good, but the things Cho did in life weren’t very good either.
    It would have been better if instead of launching a massacre on his campus he channelled more negative energy into being a playwright. What he’s written here shows some potential as a writer that could have been improved, but sadly things did not happen that way.
    RIP Virginia Tech victims, and God Bless you all.

  2. Stephanie on October 14, 2008 2:12 pm

    i think this play is really great. creative writing class is there for a reason. he had an open and unusual mind in which he wanted to express it. i do not think this had any affect on the shootings at virginia tech.

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  4. Rick Strickland on March 24, 2014 3:39 pm

    Left on such a cliffhanger. I certainly hope there is a sequel.

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