Paris Hilton will be enjoying three low sodium poultry-based meals a day at the Los Angeles Century Regional Detention Center: a hard-boiled egg, bowl of cold cereal and small carton of milk each monring; baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise and an ocassional apple and watered down juice for lunch; and a hot meal for dinner. Though there will be no television to accompany the one sheet and wool blanker in her room, she will be able to enjoy an hour of television in the day room and outdoor recreation along with a five minute group shower each day. Also included in with her room and board are two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits which are exchanged for fresh ones each week.
Said by it’s warden to be a “very nice place,” the Century will be Paris’s home starting June 5th on account of violating her probation for pleading guilty to drunk driving. She may not get to enjoy all 45 days of her sentence, however. Even if Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t issue a pardon for the hotel heiress, overcrowding in LA County jails results in many offenders serving less than 10% of their sentences. And state law provides credit for time served for good bahvior. For example, ABC “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez served only one day of a 60 day sentence for a probation violation last year.
Those seeking to send correspondence or spend time with Ms. Hilton through a glass wall can view the establishment’s visitng hours here.
March, 2007 saw the following stars in trouble with the law:
Former child star Brian Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton on ‘Family Ties,’ arrested March 28 for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend.
Mary Weiland, wife of Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland, arrested March 26 for setting fire to $10,000 of her husband’s wardrobe.
Forty eight vials of illegal human growth hormone were found among Sylvester Stallone’s baggage at an airport in Australia.
Bobby Brown, soon-to-be ex-husband of Whitney Houston, was arrested for failing to appear at a child support hearing in October.
Charged with murder or manslaughter:
| Name | Occupation | Known for |
|---|---|---|
| Robert Blake | Actor | Baretta, acquitted of murdering wife |
| Dog Chapman | TV Personality | Dog, the Bounty Hunter |
| Mark David Chapman | Assassin | Assassin of Beatle John Lennon |
| Snoop Dogg | Musician | Sippin’ on gin and juice |
| Henry Hill | Criminal | Mobster inspired Goodfellas |
| John Holmes | Pornstar | Life-support system for a 10-inch penis |
| Scott Peterson | Criminal | Murdered pregnant wife Laci |
| O. J. Simpson | Football | Searching tirelessly for the real killers |
| Phil Spector | Music Producer | Creator of the Wall of Sound |
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Caught in possession of a firearm at least once:
| Name | Occupation | Celebrity |
|---|---|---|
| Adam Ant | Musician | Goody Two Shoes |
| Notorious B.I.G. | Rapper | Deceased Brooklyn rapper |
| Ol’ Dirty Bastard | Rapper | Wu-Tang Clan |
| Christian Brando | Relative | Son of Marlon Brando |
| Todd Bridges | Actor | Diff’rent Strokes |
| Jose Canseco | Baseball | Former Oakland A |
| 50 Cent | Rapper | Wanksta, P.I.M.P. |
| Harry Connick, Jr. | Singer | Golden voiced singer/actor |
| Coolio | Musician | Hip-hop artist |
| Snoop Dogg | Musician | Girls Gone Wild |
| Robert Downey, Jr. | Actor | Chaplin, The Gingerbread Man |
| Eminem | Rapper | White rapper star of 8 Mile |
| Fabolous | Rapper | I Can’t Deny It |
| Flavor Flav | Rapper | Public Enemy |
| John Hostettler | Politician | Congressman, Indiana 8th |
| Steve Howe | Baseball | MLB pitcher |
| Allen Iverson | Basketball | Denver Nuggets point guard |
| Jadakiss | Rapper | Why? |
| Jay-Z | Rapper | Can I Get A… |
| Young Jeezy | Rapper | Boyz N Da Hood |
| Queen Latifah | Rapper | Rapper, Actress |
| Martin Lawrence | Comic | Frequent arrests |
| Tommy Lee | Drummer | Mötley Crüe drummer |
| John Walker Lindh | Criminal | The American Taliban |
| Jennifer Lopez | Singer | Maid in Manhattan |
| Master P | Actor | Rapper, CEO of No Limit Records |
| John McVie | Bassist | Bassist for Fleetwood Mac |
| Ernesto Miranda | Criminal | Miranda v. Arizona |
| Sara Jane Moore | Assassin | Tried to kill Gerald Ford |
| Mystikal | Rapper | Ghetto Fabulous |
| Noreaga | Rapper | Niggas On the Run Eating |
| Al Pacino | Actor | Michael Corleone in The Godfather |
| Chris Penn | Actor | Nice Guy Eddie in Reservoir Dogs |
| Wilson Pickett | Singer/Songwriter | In the Midnight Hour |
| John Popper | Musician | Harmonica player, Blues Traveler |
| Puff Daddy | Music Producer | Rapper, Fashion Icon |
| Busta Rhymes | Musician | Woo-Hah! Got You All In Check |
| Carl Rowan | Columnist | Chicago Sun-Times columnist |
| Bobby Rush | Politician | Congressman, Illinois 1st |
| Beanie Sigel | Rapper | Rapper, Protege of Jay-Z |
| Tony Sirico | Actor | Paulie Walnuts |
| Tony Yayo | Rapper | G-Unit, Talk of New York |
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Arrested Driving Under the Influence at least once:
| Name | Occupation | Known for |
| Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Basketball | NBA record holder (most minutes, points) |
| Joey Lauren Adams | Actor | Chasing Amy |
| Tim Allen | Actor | Home Improvement |
| Trey Anastasio | Musician | Lead singer and guitarist for Phish |
| Billie Joe Armstrong | Musician | Green Day frontman |
| Tom Arnold | Actor | Roseanne Barr Ex |
| F. Lee Bailey | Attorney | O.J.’s attorney |
| Oksana Baiul | Skating | Olympic figure skater |
| Yasmine Bleeth | Actor | Baywatch babe |
| Kevin Brady | Politician | Congressman, Texas 8th |
| Bobby Brown | Singer | Whitney Houston’s tormentor |
| George W. Bush | Head of State | 43rd US President |
| Noelle Bush | Relative | Niece of George W. Bush |
| Nick Carter | Singer | The Backstreet Boys |
| Stockard Channing | Actor | The First Lady on The West Wing |
| Chevy Chase | Comic | National Lampoon |
| Dick Cheney | Politician | Dubya’s Veep |
| Roger Clinton | Relative | Black sheep in Clinton family |
| Pete Coors | Relative | Coors scion |
| Patricia Cornwell | Novelist | Crime novelist, Postmortem |
| Jim Courier | Tennis | Top-ranked tennis player |
| Kim Delaney | Actor | Det. Diane Russell on NYPD Blue |
| Andy Dick | Comic | Comedien |
| Mike Ditka | Football | Chicago Bears coach |
| Vivica Fox | Actor | Booty Call |
| James Frey | Author | Addiction memoirist, A Million Little Pieces |
| James Gandolfini | Actor | Tony Soprano |
| Jeff Garcia | Football | Philadelphia Eagles’QB |
| Mel Gibson | Actor | Passion of Christ |
| Dave Grohl | Musician | Nirvana, Foo Fighters |
| Lizzie Grubman | Business | Celebrity publicist and SUV-wielder |
| David Hasselhoff | Actor | Knight Rider, Baywatch |
| Paris Hilton | Socialite | Unexpected porno actress |
| Bill Janklow | Politician | Congressman forgiven for manslaughter |
| Wynonna Judd | Musician | Country music star |
| Rodney King | Victim | Subject of horrendous LAPD beatdown |
| Chris Klein | Actor | “Oz” Ostreicher in American Pie |
| Randy Kuhl | Politician | Congressman, New York 29th |
| Jack La Lanne | Fitness Guru | Fitness guru |
| Katherine Lanpher | Radio | Al Franken’s sidekick on Air America |
| Tony LaRussa | Baseball | Manager of the St. Louis Cardinals |
| Queen Latifah | Rapper | Rapper, Actress |
| Ray Liotta | Actor | Goodfellas |
| Leonard Little | Football | Rams defensive end |
| Mike Lookinland | Actor | Bobby on The Brady Bunch |
| Zell Miller | Politician | US Senator from Georgia, 2000-05 |
| Tracy Morgan | Actor | Saturday Night Live |
| Bill Moyers | Journalist | NOW with Bill Moyers |
| Dee Dee Myers | Government | Bill Clinton’s press secretary |
| Vince Neil | Musician | Motley Crue vocalist |
| Nick Nolte | Actor | Gravel-voiced actor from 48 Hours |
| Gary Oldman | Actor | Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy |
| Haley Joel Osment | Actor | Saw dead people in The Sixth Sense |
| Michael Phelps | Swimmer | Six gold medals at Athens |
| Lawrence Phillips | Football | Troubled former pro football player |
| Scottie Pippen | Basketball | Six-time NBA world champion |
| Chris Pontius | Skateboarder | Skateboarder, Jackass, Wildboyz |
| Jason Priestley | Actor | Brandon Walsh on Beverly Hills 90210 |
| Freddie Prinze | Actor | Chico of Chico and the Man |
| Aidan Quinn | Actor | Reckless |
| Keanu Reeves | Actor | Dude |
| Nicole Richie | TV Personality | Paris Hilton’s ex-pal |
| Dennis Rodman | Basketball | Forward, Chicago Bulls |
| Anna Nicole Smith | Model | Trimspa Spokeswomen |
| John Snow | Government | Secretary of the Treasury 2003-06 |
| Oliver Stone | Film Director | JFK |
| Kiefer Sutherland | Actor | 24 |
| Rip Torn | Actor | Arthur on The Larry Sanders Show |
| Gus Van Sant | Film Director | Good Will Hunting director |
| Bruce Willis | Actor | Die Hard |
| Charlie Wilson | Politician | Congressman from Texas, 1973-96 |
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