Weekly Arraignment

25 Jan

Filed Under Political Justice, Don Imus, Drug Possession, Britney Spears, Balco Case, Heath Ledger, Hip Hop Artists | Leave a Comment

Britney accused of selling baby pictures to papparazzi, but Denise Richards has a green light to star Charlie Sheen’s daughters on reality TV.
Barry Bonds seeks to trim five count indictment (four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice), claiming prosecutor’s questions were harder to follow than a Roger Clemens curve ball.
Don Imus sued by advertiser for tasteless Gerry Ford quip and Jessica Simpson is not OK with OK!, but Perez Hilton can say whatever he wants.
Rapper Lil’ Wayne arrested for hauling cocaine and ecstasy across the border while Busta Rhymes pleads guilty to four assault and DUI charges.
Heath Ledger’s $20 bill was not a blow stick, his sleeping pills and psych meds were all prescribed– some in Europe, and no faul play likely associated with the four calls placed to Mary-Kate nine minutes before first call to 911 but masseuse Diane Lee Wol may face felony charges for practicing without a license and Mary-Kate still needs to talk with police.
City mayors need to be careful who and what they text message.

Celebrities Caught With: Cocaine

01 Feb

Filed Under Caught With, Drug Possession | 1 Comment

Charged with possession of cocaine at least once:

Name	Occupation	Celebrity
Tim Allen	Actor	Home Improvement
Gregg Allman	Musician	An Allman Brother
Daniel Baldwin	Actor	A Baldwin brother
Marion Barry	Politician	Crack-smoking mayor of Washington, DC
Ol’ Dirty Bastard	Rapper	Profoundly deranged rapper, Wu-Tang Clan
Bo Bice	Singer	American Idol runner-up
Yasmine Bleeth	Actor	Baywatch babe
Danny Bonaduce	Actor	The Partridge Family
Todd Bridges	Actor	Diff’rent Strokes
Gary Busey	Actor	The Buddy Holly Story
Noelle Bush	Relative	Niece of George W. Bush
Ken Caminiti	Baseball	Former National League MVP
50 Cent	Rapper	Wanksta, P.I.M.P.
Roger Clinton	Relative	Black sheep in Clinton family
D’Angelo	Singer	Grammy-winning Sexy R&B Singer
Trick Daddy	Rapper	Thug
Andy Dick	Comic	Comedien
Snoop Dogg	Musician	Rapper, Man about town
Pete Doherty	Musician	Ex-frontman for The Libertines
Richard Dreyfuss	Actor	Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Faith Evans	Singer/Songwriter	Notorious B.I.G.’s widow
Perry Farrell	Musician	Gangly lead singer of Jane’s Addiction
Corey Feldman	Actor	One of the Coreys
Flavor Flav	Rapper	Public Enemy
Jodie Foster	Actor	Taxi Driver
Boy George	Singer/Songwriter	Karma Chameleon
Kelsey Grammer	Actor	From Cheers to Frasier
Dan Haggerty	Actor	Grizzly Adams
Don Henley	Musician	The Eagles
Henry Hill	Criminal	Mobster inspired Goodfellas
Steve Howe	Baseball	MLB pitcher
Michael Irvin	Football	Dallas Cowboys wide receiver
Jamal Lewis	Football	Baltimore Ravens running back
Kim Mathers	Relative	Eminem’s two-time ex-wife
Denny McLain	Baseball	Cy Young Award winner turned criminal
Mackenzie Phillips	Actor	Julie on One Day at a Time
Keith Richards	Guitarist	The Rolling Stones
Eric Roberts	Actor	Restraining Order
Jake “The Snake” Roberts	Wrestling	Former crack addict, pro wrestler
Kimora Lee Simmons	Fashion Designer	Fabulosity
Christian Slater	Actor	Kuffs, True Romance
Aaron Sorkin	Author	The West Wing, Sports Night
Darryl Strawberry	Baseball	Troubled former baseball player
Lawrence Taylor	Football	NFL hall of famer
Ike Turner	Musician	Kept Tina in her place
Mike Tyson	Boxing	Crazy tattooed lispy boxer, recidivist
John Ventimiglia	Actor	Artie Bucco on The Sopranos
Scott Weiland	Musician	Frontman, Stone Temple Pilots