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: ButterflyfishThe Hoohah Monologues
Serious TMI alert. TMI = too much information. On a scale of one to "why would anyone ever post that ever?" this ranks a "dear God, don't read this if you have a penis."
Blood pregnancy test showed I am pregnant (woo!) but my progesterone levels are off. I get to apply some cream to my hoohah and re-test my blood again in a few days.
They still have not ruled out ectopic pregnancy, but also won't schedule me for an ultrasound for another week at least. Weird? Who knows? I am going with 'they're not really that worried but like to say sh*t to cover their asses.'
I'm one of those women who has made it this far in life without having either a urinary tract infection or a yeast infection. So the stabbing pain in my vagina at 4:30 this morning was a pleasant wake up. Well, especially after my kidney stone and attendant nausea had kept me awake from 2:30-4:00. I'm going for a UTI screening in the morning.
Of course, I am convinced I am going to have to take antibiotics which will, naturally, result in yeast infection even if I consume epic quantities of yogurt. I believe my hoohah is trying to get a world record in diagnoses in one month.
Kidney pain not too pronounced today. Night time is worse, if yesterday is an indicator. I am hydrating and peeing like its my job, but I don't think I've passed the stone. Can't get a damn urologist to speak to me in person til June.
Full post as published by Butterflyfish on May 18, 2010 (boomark / email).
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