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Jim Pina ? Assistant Chief in the Phoenix Police Department who is Affectionately Known as the DIRTY SANCHEZ. Jim Pina is Looking For a New Job - Not With This Website Around!!

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We have blogged often about Jack Harris? Axis of Evil. These were Jack?s dirty, shitbag henchmen who would meet with him after staff meetings to talk about the real issues, like this Blog, our blogger and how they were going to fuck over good cops in the Phoenix PD. Retired misogynist Murray Andy Anderson was one on The Axis, Eric Edwards was part of this, the acting and testicle free police chief Joe Yahner was part of this, as was another assistant chief, Jim Pina.

We call Jim Pina the DIRTY SANCHEZ for obvious reasons.

What's a DIRTY SANCHEZ?)

Don?t confuse Jim Pina with El Gordo Benny Pina, the fat fuck commander with a similar name who is eating his way into oblivion. There is no fitness test on the planet Benny Pina can pass and he's starting to buy his police uniforms at Tempe Awnings. One can't take photos of Benny Pina - you create full sized posters! If you throw something in Benny's direction it won't hit him - it just starts orbiting around this fat fucktard.

Like Andy Anderson, we could not find one soul who had anything good to say about Jim Pina. He is the token Mexican who plays the Latino card in the Phoenix PD.

James A. Pina of the Phoenix PD is part of Frank Fairbank's ?diversity program,? (IE Let's hire a Mexican sounding name into leadership to appease the Latino community...) but Jim Pina doesn?t know a lick of Spanish and couldn?t order a beer and a fish taco in Rocky Point. Jim Pina couldn't care less about the Hispanic community in Phoenix.

Jim is so evil even his own mom hates him. Jim?s not stupid; we?re convinced he's possessed by an evil retarded ghost. We all sprang from apes, but Jim Pina didn't spring far enough. Jim Pina isn?t fit to sweep the floor of the brothel where his mom was a whore. When Jim takes off his pants and his wife sees him naked she giggles saying, 'Gee Jim, If that was any bigger it might look like a real man?s cock! Maybe you should grow some balls like that blogger guy or Marc Spenser who rips you guys apart each week'

The only way to shut up a guy like assistant Phoenix Police chief Jim Pina is to slam the toilet seat down on his head while he is getting a drink with a dumb gumba like Mike Polombo.

When Jim leaves the office and tells people he is going home to, ?slip into something more comfortable? everyone hopes the only slipping he does is down a flight of stairs and into a coma. We cannot believe how incredibly evil Jim is. We mean rock-hard evil. So evil that it goes way beyond the evil we know into a whole different dimension of evil. He is Meta-evil. Jim Pina has fucked over a lot of good cops and now turn-about-is-fair-play. Jim Pina of the Phoenix PD is trying to get a job outside of the PD and our job is to let every potential employer know what an absolute and amazing douchebag he is and how he would destroy an enterprise with his stupidity and ignorance. Can you say SHOE-OTHER-FOOT?!?!

A rumor is all of Jim Pina?s kids were part of that cult that killed themselves in San Diego a few years back, not wanting to ride the comet, but to get away from Jim Pina.

For Jim Pina intelligent ideas bounce off his head as if it were coated with Teflon. That?s probably because his mom had the loudest bark in the litter. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as Jim. If Jim Pina had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. Hiring this douche into your company, would sink your company and every good, smart employee would leave.

If you are ever considering an AssHat like Phoenix Assistant Chief Jim Pina for any job opportunity, you better also hire a good attorney that handles sexual harassment claims and bankruptcies because Jim Pina will bring both of these upon your company.

You know that lint that collects in between your toes? It?s called Jim Pina.

That little piece of shit that daggles from a dog?s ass? It?s called James A. Pina.

Skid marks on your toilet? It?s called James Pina.

That smell at 7^th Ave. and I17? It?s Jim Pina.

We all have days when we hate ourselves and feel depressed. From now on, just think of Jim Pina and be thankful you aren?t him and you will instantly feel better about yourself.

If God ever decides to give the planet an enema Phoenix police officer Jim Pina better run like the wind because anywhere he stands is a suitable place for the insertion. Jim Pina is the sperm that should have been captured in a condom, flushed down a toilet, oozed down his mom?s leg or swallowed. Jim has all the appeal of a papercut dipped in lemon juice. To simply call Jim an asshole would be an incredible insult to shit, assholes and toilet paper. Calling Jim a cunt would be wrong too. Lots of people like cunts. No one likes Jim Pina, except of course, Jim Pina.

Like the other dirty cops on this blog who will never find a job after the Phoenix PD ? like the Polombos, Andy Anderson, Jack Harris, Louie Tovar and Stan Hoover ? we wanted to add Jim Pina to this list and see how long it takes for this Axis of Evil assclown (and his name James A. Pina) to be added into Google and the Internet.

Welcome to BadPhoenixCops Jim Pina!

This is the beginning of the end, of your career! We hope you like the Phoenix PD! It will be the last job Jim Pina will have, unless of course a good smart police chief with some testicles comes in and demotes Jim Pina to a Sergeant working the 3rd shift.

Now that chief Jack Ass Harris is gone, there is no one left to protect Jim Pina. There are also a slew of cops that Jim Pina fucked over just waiting and watching...and plotting their revenge against Jim Pina. Much like Mike Polombo, Jim Pina better watch his coffee mug, his door knob and his computer mouse for those "little gifts" left behind. We will pay handsomely for any photo sent to us of any item in Jim Pina's office jammed and rubbed in someone's dirty ass-crack.

And a big shout out to all the cops Jim Pina fucked, over the years. You're welcome for this blog!

James A. Pina, James Pina, Jim Pina, Phoenix PD, Dirty cop, Pig, Corrupt cop

Full post as published by Bad Phoenix Cops on August 07, 2011 (boomark / email).