Academic

'Doing 55 in a 54': Law Review Article Applies Fourth Amendment to Jay-Z's '99 Problems'
I am not a fan of law review articles. The overwhelming majority of them are probably read by five people total and are on esoteric topics that are of no relevance to practicing lawyers or any other humans...

UK Copyright Law, In Verse
No, that's not "inverse" as in backwards. It's "rendered in verse" as in "poetically." Or at least, in rhyming couplets. Back in 2006, Yehuda Berlinger put up a rendition of US Copyright Law in verse form...

What Could Be Verse
Larry Norton has written about FEC enforcement in Chirstmas verse....

Avoiding the Mason Effect
Mason couldn’t help himself.  The aroma overwhelmed him and when he nibbled around the edges it tasted like more.  So he ate until it was almost gone.  It wasn’t until much later and $519 worth of medical tests that Mason’s gastrointestinal problem was traced to the verbena he had been eating in the garden...

favorable cases from this next edition
From this week?s edition: Maurice Mason v. Mitchell, 2008 U.S. App. LEXIS 20840 (6th Cir. 10/3/2008) “Mason?s counsel failed to investigate Mason?s background and essentially conducted no interviews of any of Mason?s family members prior to settling upon a plan for the sentencing phase that was limited to appeals for mercy and claims of residual [...

And miles to go before I sleep
Robert Frost?  Well, no, it’s Yehuda, he of the rhyming versions of Lanham Act and such. He’s rolled out the UK Copyright Law, in verse, and hey, you could do verse. What better way to enjoy intellectual property on this, the eve of Purim, the holiday that celebrates LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION!

FenPhen
Serious Heart Problems Found In Ex-Users

Food Dyes Linked to Behavioral Problems
Ban Urged

Healon D
Reports of Postoperative Eye Problems Prompts FDA Recall

Toxic Mold
exposure allegedly can lead to serious health problems.

Unapproved Drugs
Causing Vision Loss and Blood Pressure Problems

Mentor OB Tape
vaginal sling can allegedly various problems and even permanent injury.