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Goodbye FeedBurner
Posted on October 28, 2009Taking control of my feed again. I just turned off FeedBurner. The problems with FeedBurner are well documented. No need for me to pile on. If you've subscribed to the FeedBurner feed (http://feeds.feedburner.com/erikjheels), then you'll need to re-subscribe...
LawLawLaw 2009-10-17
Posted on October 17, 2009Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock 'n' Roll, Etc. The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. All your base are belong to us. Doing Our Part To Fight The Recession: Clock Tower Law Group's $45K Stimulus Program We added 30 new clients during our seven-month [...
The Perfect Treehouse
Posted on October 16, 2009Build one with your kids. In the summer of 2003 and 2004, the perfect treehouse took shape in a four-stem maple in the back yard of a house in Acton, MA. http://web.mac.com/erikjheels/web.mac.com/2004-The-Perfect-Treehouse.html The treehouse was built by @ErikJHeels and his kids...
835 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 09/2009
Posted on October 14, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 835 new companies in September, 2009. That's down five percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% 2009-04 886 980 -10% 2009-05 866 940 -8% 2009-06 927 920 1% 2009-07 840 908 -7% 2009-08 738 823 -10% 2009-09 835 877 -5% TOTAL 10138 11257 -10% Notes This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
738 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 08/2009
Posted on September 16, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 738 new companies in August, 2009. That's down ten percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% 2009-04 886 980 -10% 2009-05 866 940 -8% 2009-06 927 920 1% 2009-07 840 908 -7% 2009-08 738 823 -10% TOTAL 9303 10380 -10% Notes This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
After I Unfollowed 24,000 On Twitter, 57% Stuck With Me
Posted on August 27, 2009My #FollowAugust experiment explained. When my son turned 13, he got a Twitter account. When he asked me who I follow, I said, "Everybody who follows me and then some." But when I looked more closely at my Twitter profile, I realized that my follower list was not appropriate for a 13-year-old's eyes...
840 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 07/2009
Posted on August 17, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 840 new companies in July, 2009. That's down seven percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% 2009-04 886 980 -10% 2009-05 866 940 -8% 2009-06 927 920 1% 2009-07 840 908 -7% TOTAL 8565 9557 -10% Notes This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
927 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 06/2009
Posted on July 17, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 927 new companies in June, 2009. That's up one percent from the same month in 2008. This is the first increase in the last nine months (since I started reporting on this data)...
Carl Yastrzemski: Red Sox Legend, All-Star, Hero, Yaz
Posted on July 14, 2009Thoughts on Yaz by guest blogger Jim Houhoulis. Editor's note: I often wore a #8 Yaz jersey while coaching Babe Ruth baseball in Acton, MA, this spring. Yaz was my favorite player when I was a kid. Jim, whose son was on my team, shared these memories with me by email and graciously let [...
ABA Drops Tech Columnist After 15 Years Without Even Saying Thanks
Posted on July 10, 2009So you'll forgive me, I hope, for feeling slighted. I always enjoyed reading Burgess Allison's Technology Update (TU) column and considered him a mentor. His column ran for 17 years (1983-2000). It was Burgess who recruited me to be a columnist for Law Practice magazine (then called Law Practice Management magazine) at a time when the [...
Top 10 ABA Articles By @ErikJHeels
Posted on July 06, 2009I've been writing for the American Bar Association since 1994. These are my top 10 favorites articles. 2009 marks the 15th anniversary of my first article published by the ABA. I hope to continue writing for the ABA for another 15 years. By my count, I've written 91 articles (plus a few books) [...
The Last 10 Dummy Posts Were Designed To Reset My Feed: See http://erikjheels.com/?p=1854
Posted on June 30, 2009866 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 05/2009
Posted on June 11, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 866 new companies in May, 2009. That's down 8 percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% 2009-04 886 980 -10% 2009-05 866 940 -8% TOTAL 6798 7729 -12% Notes This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
For Better Branding, Use Your Twitter Username In Other Social Networks
Posted on June 04, 2009I started this as an email and decided to make it a blog post instead. Hence the format. I also use two spaces between sentences. Sue me. Greetings, Thank you for signing up for yesterday's LEXpertise BLN event where Victoria Merriman of Digital Loom spoke about Web 2...
#FeedBurnerFail Problem Fixed: The Perfect Storm Of Miscommunication
Posted on May 22, 2009When feeds are out of sight, feeds are out of mind. "By the way, and you can quote me on this, I was totally wrong about FeedBurner. Since starting to use FeedBurner three months ago, my readership has doubled, even though my blogging volume has stayed about the same...
How FriendFeed's New UI Made @ErikJHeels Inadvertently Say FU To His 1000+ Followers http://friendfeed/erikjheels
Posted on May 19, 2009Social networking terminology #fail: connections contacts followers following friends subscribers subscriptions. FriendFeed's Bad UI And Worse Terminology FriendFeed recently redesigned it's user interface (UI). From a reading perspective, it is better...
@22Twts Interview With @ErikJHeels
Posted on May 14, 2009Today, we?re tweeting with @erikjheels: lawyer, electrical engineer, columnist, Red Sox fan, former Air Force Captain and more. By Lance Godard First published 5/14/2009; 22tweets.com; 22 Tweets Erik J. Heels. Trademark, domain name, patent lawyer and more...
There Is No Right To The Status Quo
Posted on May 13, 2009The only constant is change. There is no right to the status quo. You do not have the right, your children do not, your neighbors do not. Time marches on. Things change. To deny change is to deny time, to deny reality. I have been writing this article in my head for years...
886 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 04/2009
Posted on May 13, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 886 new companies in April, 2009. That's down 10 percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% 2009-04 886 980 -10% TOTAL 5932 6789 -13% Notes This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
RT @ErikJHeels How To Write Web Headlines That Work In #Twitter http://erikjheels.com/?p=1800
Posted on April 28, 2009All web pages are shareable items. All titles are Twitter tweets. Get used to it. The Internet is changing. Your writing habits need to change as well. Articles Are Born As Web Pages, But Then They Grow Up And Move Out When you write a web page, it can - and will - be shared [...
954 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 03/2009
Posted on April 14, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 954 new companies in March, 2009. That's down 5 percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% 2009-03 954 1001 -5% TOTAL 5046 5809 -13% This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
Stay Connected Episode II
Posted on April 10, 2009My latest TV appearance. I recently did a public access cable TV show about starting a company during a recession. It's a rate opportunity to see me in a suit. If you're reading this in a feed reader, then you may need to click through to the website to see the video: Here's what I [...
WHY IS @ERIKJHEELS YELLING ABOUT HIS FOLLOWERS' AVATARS?!
Posted on April 09, 2009I WAS GOING TO CALL THIS POST 'HOW TO GET NOTICED ON TWITTER,' BUT I CHANGED MY MIND AND DECIDED TO USE THAT AS A SUBTITLE INSTEAD. SORT OF. THEN I REALIZED THAT SOMETIMES AN ARTICLE CRIES OUT TO BE IN ALL CAPS! THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING! I LOVE MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS! I [...
How To Register A Trademark: Part 3: Trademark Filing
Posted on April 07, 2009File your trademark application with TEAS. This is part three in an ongoing series about why and how to register your trademarks. Erik J. Heels is both the founder of domain name, trademark, and patent law firm Clock Tower Law Group and the owner of many trademarks and domain names...
Nothing To Smile About: Teeth Whitening Problems Redux [Video] http://is.gd/pFxZ
Posted on March 30, 2009One year after teeth whitening gone wrong. NBC Washington recently interviewed me for story about the dangers of teeth whitening. The video aired on 03/27/09 and is available on their website. (If you are reading this story in a feed reader, then you may need to click through to see the video...
Solution to Parallels bug: The specified bundle is invalid.
Posted on March 19, 2009The bundle does not contain a valid Parallels machine. I continue to use Parallels to run Windows applications under OS X despite its quirky behavior and poor documentation. Physical Windows machines are a pain to set up, and the best way to fix them when they get screwed up is to reinstall Windows (set aside the afternoon)...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 15: WP Stats
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. Houston, we may have a problem...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 14: WordPress Database Backup
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. Houston, we may have a problem...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 13: Unfancy Quote
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 12: Tweetbacks
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 11: Post-Plugin Library
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. Houston, we may have a problem...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 10: Google XML Sitemaps
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 09: Google Analyticator
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 08: Fix Database
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 07: Excerpt Editor
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test 06: Do Follow
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. I will disable all plugins and then enable them one-by-one to try to debug this issue. There appear to be no problems with this configuration...
WordPress FeedBurner FeedSmith Plugin Test Results
Posted on March 16, 2009A combination of plugins is causing the FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin to break with WordPress 2.7.1 running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux ES release 4. Here's what I know for certain: The current combination of plugins I am using works without breaking FeedBurner's feed...
FeedBurner FeedSmith 2.3.1 Plugin Broken With WordPress 2.7.1? Disable All in One SEO Pack 1.4.7.4 Plugin To Fix It.
Posted on March 13, 2009Incompatible WordPress plugins can break your blog's FeedBurner feed. Here is the chronology of events that resulted in me breaking my blog's FeedBurner feed and then fixing it. On 03/02/09, I published a blog post. The blog post correctly appeared in my feed, which is powered by FeedBurner...
No No, You Misunderstood, 'Hello World' Is Code For 'I'm Testing This'
Posted on March 13, 2009Test 3 of FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin 2.3.1 http://is.gd/n7k6 with WordPress 2.7.1. It's like microblogging or something. Similar Posts: This Is World, How Can I Help You? FeedBurner FeedSmith 2.3.1 Plugin Broken With WordPress 2.7.1? Disable All in One SEO Pack 1...
This Is World, How Can I Help You?
Posted on March 13, 2009Still Testing FeedBurner FeedSmith plugin 2.3.1 http://is.gd/n7k6 with WordPress 2.7.1. Nothing to see, move along. Similar Posts: No No, You Misunderstood, 'Hello World' Is Code For 'I'm Testing This' Hello World Essential WordPress Plugins Desperately Seeking FeedFlare Plugin WordPress Blog Before And After SEO FeedBurner FeedSmith 2...
Hello World
Posted on March 13, 2009Testing FeedSmith 2.3.1 http://is.gd/n7k6 with WordPress 2.7.1. Gotta love the blogging and social networking house of cards. Similar Posts: This Is World, How Can I Help You? No No, You Misunderstood, 'Hello World' Is Code For 'I'm Testing This' Social Networking Spam IRS Announces WYSKster (ParodyLaw...
Google's Antisocial Social Networking http://erikjheels.com/?p=1461
Posted on March 12, 2009Google Reader's new Comments feature highlights the major flaw with Google social networks: baffling user interfaces. On 03/11/09, Google announced a new social networking feature: Google Reader Comments. Rather than trying to break this new feature, I decided to analyze what's right and wrong about all of my favorite social networks...
How To Register A Trademark: Part 2: Trademark Search
Posted on March 11, 2009Search trademarks to rule out likelihood of confusion. This is part two in an ongoing series about why and how to register your trademarks. Erik J. Heels is both the founder of domain name, trademark, and patent law firm Clock Tower Law Group and the owner of many trademarks and domain names...
831 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 02/2009
Posted on March 11, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 831 new companies in February, 2009. That's down 13 percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% 2009-02 831 951 -13% TOTAL 4092 4808 -15% This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
How To Be A Millionaire On #Twitter
Posted on February 25, 2009In two easy steps! Step 1: Be a millionaire. Step 2: Get on Twitter. Just like advice you'd get at a Dogbert seminar. But it's no crazier than most of the "advice" from so-called "new media gurus" that is flying over Twitter like flies over dung...
Major #Twitter Security Bug
Posted on February 25, 2009A Twitter security flaw appears to allow one user to lock another user's account simply by repeatedly trying to login to that account. It looks like that's what somebody is trying to do to my Twitter account. Worse, there is nothing I can do about it, because Twitter appears to be unprepared for [...
Three Free #Startup Ideas For The Taking http://is.gd/jr2u
Posted on February 13, 2009Ideas are cool, but execution is key. I have ideas for new companies every day. One problem with the current recession is that not enough people are starting new companies. So here's three free ideas for new companies. I'm not going to patent these ideas...
Trademarks That Suck
Posted on February 12, 2009Lessons learned from suck-related registered trademarks. Sometimes the government screws up. Like when funny license plates get issued. The Internet is full of funny. Funny trademarks abound. When you file a trademark application with the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO), it is examined by Trademark Examiners (who are lawyers) and (if it [...
945 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 01/2009
Posted on February 12, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 945 new companies in Januaray, 2009. That's down 21 percent from the same month in 2008: period current year ago change 2008-10 826 959 -14% 2008-11 651 777 -16% 2008-12 839 921 -9% 2009-01 945 1200 -21% TOTAL 3261 3857 -15% This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
How To Register A Trademark: Part 1: Choosing A Good Name
Posted on February 11, 2009A trademark is to your business as a foundation is to your house. This is part one in an ongoing series about why and how to register your trademarks. Erik J. Heels is both the founder of domain name, trademark, and patent law firm Clock Tower Law Group and the owner of many trademarks and [...
25 Random Things About @ErikJHeels
Posted on February 10, 200925 random things about me. [Following @rklau's lead, I'm republishing my Facebook 25 things meme thingy here, originally published on Facebook 01/26/09.] 1. I was born a poor black child. Actually not, but if you recognize that as the opening line from Steve Martin's "The Jerk," you get the gist of my sense of humor...
Dear #Congress: Please Work With #Obama To #Bailout The Middle Class
Posted on January 28, 2009You know it's a recession when YOU lose your job. A non-blogging friend of mine asked me to publish this letter that he wrote to his Representative in Congress. His letter (edited for privacy) speaks for itself: Thank you for your ongoing interest in the matters of the people...
839 #Startups Formed In Massachusetts In 12/2008
Posted on January 28, 2009New Massachusetts companies. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 839 new companies in December, 2008. That's down 9 percent from the same month in 2007: this year: 839 companies formed 12/2008 last year: 921 companies formed 12/2007 This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
How To Fire Your Lawyer
Posted on January 27, 2009Terminating your attorney-client relationship. I have met many businesspeople who feel like they are stuck in a bad relationship with their lawyer and don't know how to end it. It's simple. Put it in writing. Like a "Dear John" letter...
Erik J. Heels Avatar: http://is.gd/guJ5. Don't recognize me? Updated photo on my social networks.
Posted on January 19, 2009Similar Posts: My Social Networks LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: Verio LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: CEHS LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: MIT LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: Rautaruukki LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: BBN LinkedIn: Erik J. Heels: Cayman LinkedIn: Erik J...
Huge Igloo We Built And Slept In
Posted on January 14, 2009Photos from January 1982. This blog post is a follow-up to two Tweets on the same subject today: When we were in high school in Maine, my brother and I built a huge igloo and slept overnight in it. Igloo dimensions (inside) were 8' long, 4.5' wide, 5' tall...
Dear Twitter: Please Fix Your Security Certificate
Posted on January 14, 2009Or tell Google to stop indexing subdomain pages. Secure Connection Failed explore.twitter.com uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for twitter.com (Error code: ssl_error_bad_cert_domain) * This could be a problem with the server's configuration, or it could be someone trying to impersonate the server...
How To Avoid Infringing Red Sox Trademarks
Posted on January 13, 2009Or anybody else's, for that matter. Trademarks: What They Is, What They Ain't Trademarks are important for businesses, but they are not as broad as many people think. I'd be rich if I had a nickel for every time I read a Tweet that said, "ZOMG, I can't believe the smiley face emoticon has been trademarked!" Many [...
How To Twittersquat The Top 100 Brands
Posted on January 08, 2009A call for the creation of the Uniform Username Dispute Resolution Policy. The Problem Of the top 100 global brands, 93% have had their Twitter usernames taken by somebody else (i.e. Twittersquatted). Twittersquatting, like cybersquatting, is when somebody registers a company's trademark (or a famous person's name) as a Twitter username with the intent of profiting or causing [...
Twitter Follow Fail: Tweeple You Follow vs. Tweets You Actually Read
Posted on January 02, 2009moar funny pictures
Twitter Near Acton 01720 Or Maynard 01754
Posted on December 21, 2008Tweeple in MetroWest Massachusetts. I live in Acton (01720) and work in Maynard (01754). This is a list of Twitter folk near:01720 or near:01754. If your profile is protected or if you haven't posted a tweet in the last month or so, then you're not on this list...
Is FriendFeed Broken?
Posted on December 19, 2008The Google Reader Notes -> FriendFeed -> Twitter dance is broken. As of 12/15/08, entering a Note into Google Reader -> FriendFeed -> Twitter, resulted in the Note appearing in Twitter (which is good). I entered this in a Google Reader Shared Item Note: Wrong...
651 New Companies Formed In Massachusetts In 11/2008
Posted on December 10, 2008New Massachusetts startups. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 651 new companies in November, 2008. That's down 16 percent from the same month in 2007: this year: 651 companies formed 11/2008 last year: 777 companies formed 11/2007 This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
MP3 vs. CD: The Beer Test
Posted on December 07, 2008Unless you're a dog, a whale, or a computer, you're not going to be able to tell the difference between a good MP3 and CD audio. Think you're an audiophile? I'll bet you beers you can't tell the difference between 256 Kbps VBR MP3s and CD audio in a blind test...
Recursive Blogging FAIL @ThomasCBowen @CThilk @cwcoxjr @rklau @intersectionfail
Posted on December 02, 2008It took a month, but the intertweets found the limits of Google Reader Shared Items Notes. It's about 64K. Mmkay? About a month ago, Henry, Rick, Thomas, Erik, Chris, and William started having a conversation in Google Reader Shared Items Notes...
Top 10 Google Products You Should Try
Posted on December 01, 2008You are at a fork in the road. Time to choose between doing things the old way or trying something new. By Erik J. Heels First published 12/1/2008; Law Practice magazine, "nothing.but.net" column; American Bar Association After I graduated from high school, my friend Jon and I flew across the Atlantic with our backpacks and traveled around [...
LinkedIn Punishes Power Users
Posted on December 01, 2008LinkedIn can't do basic math, thinks that 5/50 equals 5/500. I love LinkedIn, but lately they've been driving me crazy. I got this message recently when I was trying to invite a member of a group that I founded to connect with me: *Please note:* You are now required to enter an email address to send invitations from [...
Rolling Stone Announces More Five-Star Rated Albums And All I Got Was This Lousy Feed
Posted on November 25, 2008Want to know why the music business is broken? Look at how Rolling Stone Magazine mismanages its most prized asset: five-star reviews. Over the last two months, Rolling Stone Magazine published five-star reviews for three albums. Rolling Stone rating an album five stars is as rare as a four-leaf clover or a Bush apology...
LawLawLaw 2008-11-24
Posted on November 24, 2008Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock 'n' Roll, Etc. Intro Stuff The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Action figures sold separately. I read hundreds of sources to compile this LawLawLaw newsletter, my thoughts and observations on trends in technology, law, baseball, and music...
826 New Companies Formed In Massachusetts In 10/2008
Posted on November 24, 2008New Massachusetts startups. Entrepreneurs in Massachusetts formed 826 new companies in October, 2008. That's down 14 percent from the same month in 2007: this year: 826 companies formed 10/2008 last year: 959 companies formed 10/2007 This data is taken from Massachusetts public records and was correct at the time of publishing...
Dear @LifeHacker, Please Stop Using Ads As Items In Feeds Unless You're @AdFreak.
Posted on November 23, 2008Agree? Please reblog, reshare, and retweet this. I am not against ads. I am not against ads in feeds. I am against ads as standalone items in feeds. Unless you're @AdFreak and are blogging/Tweeting/sharing about ads. This must be stopped: That is all.
Why Is FEMA Sending Me Direct Mail?
Posted on November 22, 2008And since when is it FEMA's job to generate business for local insurance agencies? We recently received a piece of direct mail from FEMA, Federal Emergency Management Agency, U.S Department of Homeland Security. Here's most of it: In addition to the three-page letter, there is a six-page color insert (not scanned)...
How To Make Custom 404 Error Pages
Posted on November 21, 2008Using Google Webmaster tools. Based on this blog post about better 404 pages, I just implemented the Google Webmaster Tools enhanced 404 pages widget to create a custom 404 error page for my blog. It took about 10 minutes. Here's how my generic 404 error page looked before: Here's how it looks now: And here's the results of [...
Ignorance Is Not A Virtue
Posted on November 19, 2008Technology is good. Computer illiteracy is bad. A dear friend recently sent me an article from Alabama's The Huntsville Times. I think my friend was trying to suggest that too much TV for kids can be a bad thing, which I agree with. But because the article is so painfully misguided, I felt [...
Excerpt Editor + Different Posts Per Page = Better SEO For WordPress
Posted on November 19, 2008How to avoid duplicate content in WordPress. I assume that most people read this blog via my feed, not via my website. For those that do visit my website, I've just updated my non-permalink pages (tag pages, category pages, monthly archive pages, and home page) to include excerpts of the latest ten posts (per category, [...
Book Review: Selling the Invisible: A Field Guide to Modern Marketing
Posted on November 18, 2008By Harry Beckwith. The excellent book Selling the Invisible: A Field Guide to Modern Marketing by Harry Beckwith makes many great points about service marketing, including that a good solution today is better than a perfect solution tomorrow. A ready-fire-aim approach (implement first, then iterate to fix mistakes) is generally better than a ready-aim-fire approach [...
FreeTrademarksForStartups.com: Free Trademarks For Startups
Posted on November 17, 2008The best time for entrepreneurs to start a new business is during a recession. Since Barack Obama's election, I have been inspired and motivated to figure out something that I can do to help our struggling economy. Most of my clients are startups...
Madrid Protocol: Affordable International Trademarks For Startups
Posted on November 14, 2008The Madrid Protocol is a great option for startups who want foreign trademark protection but don't want to file trademarks in separate countries. If you want to have trademarks in the United States and in Europe, then (1) file your trademark application in the US and (2) within 6 months of your US filing file a [...
Book Review: Economics In One Lesson
Posted on November 13, 2008By Henry Hazlitt. Every politician and business leader should be forced to read and understand Economics in One Lesson. Again and again, the classic mistake is made: pursuing a short-term policy that benefits only a select few at the expense of a long-term policy that could benefit many...
Patriotism vs. Politics
Posted on November 11, 2008One veteran's thoughts on being patriotic in the face of conflict. How do you maintain your patriotism when surrounded by peers who don't share the same values? How do you work within the system to effect positive change? These were some of my challenges as I served in the Air Force...
Recursive Blogging
Posted on November 06, 2008In which we learn about the limitations of Google Reader Shared Item Notes. In tribute to my favorite software class at MIT, I have a recursive logo. The logo - an airplane in a circle - appears in the tail of the airplane. So it's a logo in a logo...
My Social Networks
Posted on November 06, 2008Social networking sites come and go. Here are the ones where I'm currently active. Following up on my post Drawing That Explains Social Networking, here are my current social networks: My Blog http://www.erikjheels.com My personal space on the Net...
The Speech That Sarah Palin Must Give
Posted on November 05, 2008I'm sorry. Please accept my apology. I apologize for not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is. I apologize for the Katie Couric interview. I apologize for not giving any interviews after that. I apologize for answering real questions with canned talking points...
Drawing That Explains Social Networking
Posted on November 03, 2008How to visualize social networking. And You May Ask Yourself, How Do I Work This? I wanted to be able to explain to those new to social networking how all of the pieces fit together. Plus with feeds being shared back and forth, I wanted to make sure that I wasn't creating any feed loops or [...
My Google Resume
Posted on October 23, 2008There's more about your on Google then you'll find on www.google.com. Google's specialized search sites allow you to create a "Google resume" of anyone. I searched a bunch of Google sites about myself (naturally) and found lots of stuff I'd forgotten about...
Ping.fm Is Offline
Posted on October 20, 2008I just tried to go to ping.fm to update my status on LinkedIn, Facebook, and Plaxo and got this instead: Ouch.
Dear 2008 Red Sox: Thanks For A Great Season
Posted on October 20, 2008Win or lose, I'm with you every game, every inning. Thanks for a great season. Pundits predicted that the Angels would finally defeat the Red Sox in the ALDS, and they were wrong. Pundits predicted that the Rays would walk all over the Red Sox in the ALCS, and the Sox made a series [...
TBS Screws Up Broadcast Of ALCS Game 6
Posted on October 18, 2008Minutes before ALCS Game 6 (Sox vs. Rays), TBS went blank and started showing "America's Funniest Home Videos." Losers. TBS should never be allowed to broadcast another MLB game.
Epic Comeback: Red Sox Win ALCS Game 5 Over Rays 8-7
Posted on October 17, 2008Down to their last 7 outs and trailing 7-0, the Boston Red Sox staged one of the most amazing comebacks in history. And I was there. The Game I was lucky to be at Fenway Park last night for the Sox thrilling 8-7 victory over the Rays. My friend John emailed me earlier in the [...
Amazon Commits Feed Malpractice
Posted on October 16, 2008More reasons to proofread your feed. I subscribe to Amazon's New Music Releases feed, but Amazon omits basic information from its feed, such as the name of the artist. The NAME. Of the ARTIST. Is NOT IN THE FEED. This is feed malpractice. Ray LaMontagne's new album "Gossip In The Grain" is getting [...
Sox Are Down 9-1 In The 9th: As McCain Would Say, We've Got 'em Right Where We Want 'em!
Posted on October 13, 2008Still, I'm watching every inning of ALCS game 3. Eight runs in an inning? Could happen.
You Had Me At Play Ball
Posted on October 10, 2008MLB screws another generation out of watching the post-season. The ALCS starts tonight: Red Sox at Rays. No matter how little or how much baseball I've watched during the season, I watch every inning of every game of the playoffs (and World Series) when the Red Sox are playing...
Gmail Fail: Account Lockdown: Unusual Activity Detected
Posted on October 10, 2008Gmail locks me out daily for READING my mail too quickly. Gmail locks me out of my email every day for reading my email too quickly. And I am using the paid Google Apps version of email! Here's how it happens. I use a service that send me lots of email every day...
Independent For Obama
Posted on October 10, 2008Breaking my political silence. I am an independent voter and have never been a member of any political party. I have avoided talking about politics on this blog. Today I have added a "politics" category (for those who want to avoid it) and I explain why I'm voting for Barack Obama for president...
Erik Heels Email
Posted on October 02, 2008Email addresses for Erik J. Heels. I've had many email addresses through the years. I'm listing them all here (in plain text) because: I think the list is interesting, and it doesn't matter if spammers get them, because: email has ceased to become a reliable form of communication, and spammers will get your email addrress whether you "cleverly" hide [...
Political Domain Typos
Posted on September 24, 2008Registering domain misspellings is cheap insurance. I read a blog post today in Google Reader (via Rick Klau's shared items feed) from Obama headquarters about using VoteForChange.com to make sure that you are registered to vote. When I clicked through on VoteForChange...
Migrating FeedBurner Feed To Google And Adding AdSense Ads
Posted on September 23, 2008But what will happen to my FeedFlare? I'm writing my latest nothing.but.net column for the ABA Law Practice magazine. I'm tentatively writing about Google-related stuff. In preparation for the article, I'm migrating my feed from FeedBurner to Google and then adding Google AdSense ads to my feed...
whois heels.com
Posted on September 19, 2008Whois Record for Heels.com Registrant: GiantPeople LLC 6 Knowlton Dr. Acton, Massachusetts 01720 United States Domain Name: HEELS.COM Created on: 02-Aug-95 Expires on: 31-Dec-12 Last Updated on: 05-Aug-08 Administrative [...
LawLawLaw 2008-08-17
Posted on August 17, 2008Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock 'n' Roll, Etc. Intro Stuff The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author. Do not taunt happy fun ball. I lived the life of Dilbert when I was in the Air Force...
Top 17 Most Commented Articles
Posted on August 10, 2008It takes a village to blog. Unlike most bloggers, I don't typically disable comments on my articles. You can comment on nearly any article on this blog at any time (with the possible exception of my copyright notice). Today, I received the 100th comment on one article...
Old Schwinn vs. New Schwinn
Posted on July 07, 2008Sometimes older is better, sometimes newer is better. I am selling my 37-year-old Schwinn Typhoon bicycle on eBay (auction ends tomorrow). The old Schwinn has been great, but selling it on the (older) eBay has been frustrating. Last week, I gave away a 6-month old Schwinn Elliptical 418 on craigslist...
A New Blog For My Birthday
Posted on June 06, 2008Out with the old blog, in with the new. Happy birthday to me. I'm 42 today. While 42 is not prime, it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. So I got that goin' for me. No need to buy me a birthday present. I bought myself a new blog...
Vacation From My Email And Cell Phone
Posted on May 12, 2008Enjoying a tech-free Mother's Day weekend. Every now and again, I take time off from my email and cell phone. In fact, the last time I did so was about a year ago. Could you live one weekend without email? Without your cell phone? I think that Mother's Day weekend is a good time [...
American Idol S07E37: Top 4: Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame Songs
Posted on May 06, 2008AI season 7 episode 37. Three of them have been number one in the votes? That's what Seacrest said. Best to worst. Numbers are singing order. 5. David Cook - "Baba O'Riley." The song, by The Whos, is often incorrectly called "Teenage Wasteland...
American Idol S07E35: Top 5: Neil Diamond Songs
Posted on April 29, 2008AI season 7 episode 35. Best to worst. Numbers are singing order. 7. David Cook - "All I Really Need Is You." He opts for the acoustic guitar in round 2. This was a very solid performance. Rocking middle part, cool falsetto, smooth ending...
How To Find The Ideal Canadian Trademark Law Firm
Posted on April 24, 2008Problem, meet process. I've been looking for a new Canadian trademark law firm for a long time. But it's harder than it should be to find the right fit. Clock Tower Law Group currently has 15 Canadian trademark matters in our docket. It's not a huge number, but more of our clients are considering filing [...
American Idol S07E33: Top 6: Anrew Lloyd Webber Songs
Posted on April 22, 2008AI season 7 episode 31. 6. David Cook - "Music of the Night" (Phantom of the Opera). David grew up doing musical theater. Who knew? His eyes are closed. But his voice is strong. Plus he is singing for the camera. He's not trying to grunge it up...
Designer Shoe Sale At Heels.com
Posted on April 22, 2008Great shoes, great prices, great service. I have heard that there are some shoe lovers who enjoy buying women's shoes. They should enjoy this announcement from Heels.com about on sale shoes: Everybody loves a good sale. Here are some of the shoe brands on sale at Heels...
American Idol S07E31: Top 7: Mariah Carey Songs
Posted on April 15, 2008AI season 7 episode 31. My expectations were low for today's show. I have over 6000 songs in my iTunes library, but zero of them are Mariah songs. Mariah Carey turned out to be a very good vocal coach. The women generally disappointed, the men were generally pleasing...
Domain Name Experiment Update
Posted on April 15, 2008The jury is still out. A few months ago, I registered a bunch of generic domain names, created a few more random domain names with the Web 2.0 name generator, and hired my 9-year-old daughter to blog about the names. What have I learned so far? That Heels...
Happy Spam Birthday
Posted on April 14, 2008Spam turns 14 today. On 04/14/94, spam on the Internet was born when two Arizona attorneys flooded Usenet newsgroups with information about their green card services. It was the end of innocence, it was the birth of spam. Spam is now a teenager and as as annoying as ever...
Solving Rubik's Cube For Stress Relief
Posted on April 10, 20083-D puzzles and playing the piano are my outlets. Crazy hectic day today. A lot going on with Heels.com. All good stuff. I'll share more when I'm able. But hectic = stressful. After a long stressful day, I like to relax and let off steam...
American Idol S07E28: Top 8: Inspirational Songs
Posted on April 08, 2008AI season 7 episode 28. 3. Jason Castro - "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." Complete with Jason playing the ukulele. I love this version of this song (by Israel Kamakawiwo`ole). He's not doing the "What a Wonderful World" half of the song, but the half he is doing he's nailing...
Happy Internet Birthday
Posted on April 07, 2008The Internet turns 39 today. April 7, 1969, is the symbolic birthday of the Internet. The Internet is 39 years old today. I've been on the Internet since 1984 (24 years). The Internet is officially middle-aged next year. Start planning your 40th Internet birthday parties now!
Zoom Teeth Whitening Problems
Posted on April 03, 2008My story (with photos) of teeth whitening gone wrong. Before my kids (grades 4, 6, and 8) go to school each day, I tell them two things: "Have a good day. Ask good questions." Asking good questions is a good way to learn things, and it's and idea that I got from reading [...
Gmail, Toast, and Frogs
Posted on April 02, 2008I heart Gmail. By Erik J. Heels First published 04/01/2008; Law Practice magazine, "nothing.but.net" column; American Bar Association My wife works at the hospital where I've had surgery three times in the last three years. When I joked that I should get a free toaster for being such a good customer, she bought me one for Christmas...
American Idol S07E26: Top 9: Dolly Parton Songs
Posted on April 02, 2008AI season 7 episode 26. I didn't do so well with my predictions last week, going 0/3 for the first time ever. I was admittedly ranking 'em as I'd like to see them ranked rather than how I think America will rank 'em. And that's what I'm going to continue to do...
Wanted: WordPress Permalinks That Don't Suck
Posted on March 26, 2008I just want to write articles, not tags or filenames. Quick question for the WordPress community about permalinks. The SEO community has debated the merits of the URL text for SEO for years. On www.clocktowerlaw.com, I use custom permalinks: http://www...
American Idol S07E24: Top 10: Birth Year Songs
Posted on March 25, 2008AI season 7 episode 24. 1. Ramiele Malubay. She bites. I hope that's not foreshadowing. "Alone." This is a good song choice for her. She's out of breath and a bit flat on the low notes. Shouty and sharp on the high notes. Decent but not great...
Clock Tower Law Group's 7th Birthday
Posted on March 21, 2008My website enters its 12 year today, my law firm enters its 8th year today. It's our 7th birthday today. Happy birthday to us. Our website has changed. Again. Clock Tower Law Group is hiring. Either for a 2L patent clerk or for a 3L associate...
American Idol S07E22: Top 11: The Beatles
Posted on March 18, 2008AI season 7 episode 22. 1. Amanda Overmyer - "Back In The USSR." I think she'll be in trouble going first, but this is a rockin' song. My band does it. Again we're having trouble making out the lyrics. And she's off key off bit at the start...
American Idol S07E20: Top 12: The Beatles
Posted on March 11, 2008AI season 7 episode 20. 1. Syesha Mercado - "Got to Get You Into My Life." She's a student and a working actress. She aspires to be a waitress. OK, I made that up. She has a brass-heavy arrangement that sounds like something off of a cruise ship...
American Idol S07E17 S07E18: Top 16: 1980s
Posted on March 06, 2008AI season 7 episodes 17 and 18. Guys 1. Luke Menard - "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by Wham. This was tepid and off-key at points. It sounds like he is trying to sound like Wham rather than Luke. He doesn't sound like the original and brings nothing new to the vocal...
Reinventing Patent Law
Posted on February 27, 2008Death, taxes, and uncertain patent laws. The February 2008 issue of the ABA Journal has a very good article about patent law entitled "Reinventing Patent Law." In the article, the author, Steve Seidenberg, notes that all three branches of the US government are changing (or have changed) patent laws in ways that negatively impact the [...
American Idol S07E14 S07E15: Top 20: 1970s
Posted on February 27, 2008AI season 7 episodes 14 and 15. Guys These early rounds are hard to blog. The men were better than the women this week, but there was only one standout performance: David Archuleta. Here are my reviews (in singing order). 1. Michael Johns - Likes to play tennis, which is appropriate for 70s week...
Choosy Cats Choose Obama
Posted on February 25, 2008Cat pundit. I was chatting with Rick Klau today. (Whoo hoo! Name dropping! My traffic will soar now!) About how my cat regularly picks Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton. Here's the explanation from our chat session: me: One of my cats repeatedly has chosen Obama when given the choice between Obama and Hillary [...
Jack Nicholson Prank
Posted on February 25, 2008Fun with audio editing. My brother sent this to me (via eBaum's World): Note: Audio is NWS.
Using Google AdWords For Site Statistics
Posted on February 25, 2008Name the one stat that matters. I have lots of sources for website stats: Apache log files, periodically processed (via cron jobs) with Urchin Lijit search stats Google Analytics FeedBurner feed and site stats Google AdSense revenue Raw log files are fun, but with so much junk traffic out there (click fraud farms, referrer log spam generators, contact form spam generators), the [...
Shredding The 1990s
Posted on February 25, 2008Goodbye paper storage, hello electronic storage. I loved the 1990s. I got engaged, got married, had three kids, wrote a best-selling book, graduated from law school, made money due to the (fun but) irrational exuberance of the stock market, and learned a lot about running high-tech companies...
American Idol S07E11 S07E12: Top 24: 1960s
Posted on February 21, 2008AI season 7 episodes 11 and 12. Since I went 12 for 12 in American Idol last year, I will blog again this year. As long as Idol is good and blogging is fun. In the spirit of The Four Word Film Review, I give you my four-word Idol reviews. 1. David Hernandez - Too much affectation...
LawLawLaw 2008-02-17
Posted on February 17, 2008Technology, Law, Baseball, Rock 'n' Roll, Etc. LawLawLaw • Introduction Stuff • Client Stuff • Law Stuff • Technology Stuff • Baseball Stuff • Rock ‘n’ Roll Stuff • Random Stuff The opinions expressed in LawLawLaw do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Clock Tower Law Group, its employees, or the author...
RollingStone.com's Feed Hacked
Posted on February 15, 2008Plus how to find RollingStone 5-star reviews. On 10/16/07, two very interesting reviews (review one, review two) appeared in RollingStone's album reviews feed. Here's one of them: Gisselle - Contra La Marea Artist: Gisselle Review: for somebody who doesn't speak a word of spanish, i like it...
How Switching To Gmail Prompted Me To Redesign My Website
Posted on February 14, 2008Goodbye static HTML, hello PHP. In January 2008, I switched to Gmail after 15 years on Eudora. I was doing an OK job of managing spam, but Gmail does a much better job. In fact, the switch to Gmail revealed that my previous anti-spam "solutions" were merely masking my spam problem...
Fun With Gmail
Posted on February 09, 2008Conversion from Eudora makes finding email easier. In January 2008, I converted to Gmail after using Eudora for 15 years. Learning a new user interface was one challenge. A bigger challenge was importing all of my email. Since there is no direct "import" feature in Gmail, I had import my Eudora email into [...
Super Bowl XLII
Posted on February 03, 2008Here's my prediction for today's big game between the New England Patriots and the New York Giants. Bill Belichick, more than any other coach in the NFL, knows how to make halftime adjustments. The Pats can be down five points in a game that is supposed to be a blow-out or tied in a game [...
Wire Transfer Inefficiencies
Posted on January 30, 2008There has got to be a better way. I did a foreign wire transfer today at the bank. It took an hour and involved these steps: I entered all of the details of the transaction (amount, recipient's address, recipient's bank account information, special instruction) in a text file on my computer...
Domain Name Law
Posted on January 28, 2008White hat domainers are not black hat cybersquatters. Domains Are Valuable? D'oh! I've been on the Internet since 1984, watched the Internet evolve from text-based protocols to web-based protocols in the 1990s, and completely missed the generic domain name gold rush that has made many millionaire domainers...
Paid Content = Invisible Content
Posted on January 23, 2008The more you hide your content, the less relevant it becomes.
How To Fix Verizon FiOS Internet Service When All HTTP Traffic Is Blocked
Posted on January 21, 2008QA rule zero: whatever changed last caused the problem. At 6:00 am, my wife woke me up to inform me that she could not access her Gmail. Ironically, I switched my parents, kids, wife, and office to Gmail in part to minimize tech support calls. And even though it's a holiday (MLK Day), tech [...
Sangean WR-2 Radio: Worst Clock Radio Ever, Good Tuner
Posted on January 16, 2008Nothing is easy, but clock radios should not be this user-hostile. In July 2007, I gushed about the Tivoli table radio (pictured above). Amazon's reviews were great, so I bought one for Christmas for my wife. We had only one clock radio in our bedroom, a cheap GE model that I purchased when I [...
Yahoo! Registers First Favicon Trademark
Posted on January 15, 2008Clock Tower Law Group filed historic favicon.ico trademark. You know that little icon that appears next to the URL in your browser? The same little icon that appears in your bookmarks window, on browser tabs, and in web feeds? That little icon, the favicon, can now be registered as a trademark with the USPTO...
My First Podcast
Posted on January 15, 2008I'm so proud. Based on my article about Verizon FiOS TV Problems, I was interviewed by Phil Leigh of Inside Digital Media for a podcast about high-speed Internet access. The interview occurred on 12/21/07, and the podcast was published on 01/12/08...
Lawyer Seeks Shoe Blogger For High.Heels.Com
Posted on January 08, 2008Blogging for shoes. Greetings, As I mentioned on my blog last fall <http://www.erikjheels.com/?p=963>, I have teamed up with e-commerce expert Eric McCoy to develop my heels.com domain name (formerly used for my patent and trademark law firm) into a designer shoe store for women...
Google Checkout Is Broken
Posted on January 01, 2008An ominous start to 2008 for Google Apps Premier Edition. A script error in Google Checkout is preventing me (and anyone else) from purchasing Google Apps Premier Edition. When you get to step 3 of 4 of the checkout process, you'll get this error message: <HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Moved Temporarily< /TITLE> </HEAD> <BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000"> <H1>Moved Temporarily</H1> The document has [...
Erik's Year In Technology 2007
Posted on December 31, 2007Hardware of the year: MacBook. Software of the year: LogMeIn. Service of the year: Google Reader. 0. System 1. Engineering 2. Games 3. Hardware 4. Internet Email File Sharing File Transfer Phone Remote Control Web Browsers 5. Multimedia Audio Tools Graphics Tools Multimedia - Apple Multimedia - Other PDF Video Tools 6...

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